Self Deprecation

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

it's funny how all the movies from the '70s and '80s (and even some from the '90s!) just assumed that smog would get worse and worse until the earth (or at least LA) was perpetually shrouded in smoke, then the government banned smog and it went away; incredible really.

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone

Boy, they took to that like …

always remember to water your ducks

For Sale, Baby Shoes, Lightly Worn, Three or Four Times. Baby Did Die Though