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Part of the fun...
Of making up 4 seasons of Imaginary TV to be the background lore of an RPG is getting to write deranged sidebars speculating on the thing you've written.

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Lady Lihua, the Worthy Consort! I love her quiet dignity through the series, as well as her open-handed slap (and threatened right hook).
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Since this is going to be an ongoing issue, apparently:
I've bit the bullet and set up a gofundme to try and keep my phone on while I look for work. The lack of unemployment is really starting to hit.
It also has links to most of the other ways you can help out.
Last month, I lost my job of 5 years. The job hunt's not going well- I've … Phillip Ames needs your support for Help Phillip Keep His Phone
About halfway to the starting goal, so thanks to everyone who's shared and donated so far, I really appreciate the help.
Had some unexpected expenses (Late fee for our lot rent) and so I need to bump this again because, unfortunately, itch and amazon both take a while to pay out despite the pushing on that front.
Since this is going to be an ongoing issue, apparently:
I've bit the bullet and set up a gofundme to try and keep my phone on while I look for work. The lack of unemployment is really starting to hit.
It also has links to most of the other ways you can help out.
Last month, I lost my job of 5 years. The job hunt's not going well- I've … Phillip Ames needs your support for Help Phillip Keep His Phone
About halfway to the starting goal, so thanks to everyone who's shared and donated so far, I really appreciate the help.
Had some unexpected expenses (Late fee for our lot rent) and so I need to bump this again because, unfortunately, itch and amazon both take a while to pay out despite the pushing on that front.
So you've seen this before.
So on both here and on patreon, I've written a lot of short fiction about a very haunted New England town called Martin's Passage. This, what will hopefully be just the first full length Martin's Passage book, may seem familiar, as parts of it have featured here before.
Family Business is how Mortimer Marshall and his great grandson first really start working together to investigate a cult that's started sacrificing people to the lake. Since Morty's a ten foot giant fish man hybrid that lives in said lake, he's not particularly happy about it.

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Since this is going to be an ongoing issue, apparently:
I've bit the bullet and set up a gofundme to try and keep my phone on while I look for work. The lack of unemployment is really starting to hit.
It also has links to most of the other ways you can help out.
Last month, I lost my job of 5 years. The job hunt's not going well- I've … Phillip Ames needs your support for Help Phillip Keep His Phone
About halfway to the starting goal, so thanks to everyone who's shared and donated so far, I really appreciate the help.
Since this is going to be an ongoing issue, apparently:
I've bit the bullet and set up a gofundme to try and keep my phone on while I look for work. The lack of unemployment is really starting to hit.
It also has links to most of the other ways you can help out.
Last month, I lost my job of 5 years. The job hunt's not going well- I've … Phillip Ames needs your support for Help Phillip Keep His Phone
Imaginary TV summaries continue apace
Season 1: The Daylight City
“Please, Mr. Elwood. I just want to know that my daughter is safe. If she doesn’t want to come home, that’s fine, but I need to know she’s alive.”
-Veronica Caravaggio, Season 1, Episode 1: “A Midnight Train to Nowhere’
In the first season, things are strange, but not supernaturally so. It all starts with Jake Elwood getting a visit at his run down office by one Veronica Caravaggio, wife of Salvatore Caravaggio. Sal’s the alleged head of the alleged Caravaggio crime family, and his daughter’s gone missing. Neither Sal nor Veronica want to involve the police for obvious reasons, and Jake, as Veronica points out, is the only private investigator in the city who isn’t an ex-cop. Veronica is skeptical of using Sal’s men as it might rile up the other factions, and so it’s down to Jake. At first, he wants to turn her down- there’s no good reason to get involved with the Caravaggio family, but something about her pleading gets through to him, and he’s on the case. He follows the trail, which initially goes cold thanks to a dead body- not the missing daughter Natalia, but that of the man she was last seen with, who’s been murdered with a spear.
We soon meet another recurring character- Mark Cornish, a homicide detective who knows Jake and has been assigned to the case of the murdered man, who turns out to be a Romanian mobster named Andre Dragos. Jake is forced to work with Mark to stop Andre’s brother was raising hell, and learns that Natalia is now wanted as a person of interest in the case since she’s the last one who was seen with Andre while he was alive.
Natalia seems to be moving from gang to gang looking for sanctuary from a mysterious figure pursuing her and as Jake follows her trail as well, he encounters the outlaw bikers of Moon Devil MC, uncovers a conspiracy of knightly bank robbers in the Organization of Archaic Amusements while trying to track down a lead on the spear used to kill Andre, and finally gets a his first look, and a picture of the man who followed Natalia and Andre on that fateful night, a man known only as Mr. Long. Reporting his progress to Veronica leads to disaster.
Sal Caravaggio finds out about Long and leads some men to bring him in for a chat about his daughter’s whereabouts. None of the men survive, and Sal is hospitalized after getting a spear through the gut. The local news start calling Long ‘The Impaler.”
Through all this Jake’s relationship with Veronica seems to be getting closer than “Detective and Client”, with only guilt about Sal’s condition preventing it from progressing beyond the occasional flirtation and lingering look. Jake continues to investigate the people Natalia’s contacted, but the girl remains one step ahead.
Jake continues to run into new organized crime outfits: another encounter with some Dragos muscle leads to him befriending the Park siblings, Nathan and Wendy, who both operate as a single white hat hacker known as Parsifal. As Parsifal they help him get access to some records that may give allow him to finally get ahead of Natalia’s flight.
No gang story would be complete without corrupt cops, and unfortunately for Mark Cornish’s appearances on the show, he ends up crossing them, then dies in Jake’s office with a fatal gunshot wound. The cops initially try to frame Jake, but as it happens, they’re on the Caravaggio’s payroll and a word from Veronica has them searching someone else to frame. Not being of fan of someone else getting railroaded, Jake finds the truth: another detective, one Tristan Knight, was the real killer, having developed a jealous obsession with Mark’s wife. He wasn’t even part of the group that threatened Jake, so they’re happy to turn on him. Mark happening to have crossed the dirty cops was a coincidence, and they apparently, get off scot free, which is just how it goes sometimes.
Mark’s widow, Isobel, provides Jake with his personal casebook, which contains the final info he needs to track down Natalia and Mr. Long. He catches up to her just as Long does, and the confrontation goes badly. Jake apparently meets his death at the hands of Long, and Natalia runs again- but this time, it seems, Long isn’t chasing her. Instead, he leaves a different way, and walks entirely out of the story and the show (Since he doesn’t reappear in any later season.) We roll credits and then cut to Mark sitting up, gasping for breath, with only a scar where the spear mark would be.
Showrunning: Running a game set explicitly in season one probably involves an agreement that no one takes any supernatural abilities. There’s definitely odd things happening, but those odd things aren’t magically odd. The sort of stories that happen would be mysteries and crime dramas, not supernatural adventures.
Another round of hat in hand:
So it's been confirmed that my unemployment's being denied and I'm not likely to get a successful appeal, and on top of that, my AC is busted just as we're starting to get into actual warm weather.
Any help would be appreciated, whether that's my patreon:
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For now I'm going to keep tossing resumes into the void and working on projects to add to those first two links.
Managed to get an AC and get it set up, and naturally, as soon as I did that the weather's changing and we'll barely hit 60 F the next few days, but at least it won't be a problem when summer actually hits.
I will probably continue to need assistance until I get work, but the immediate problem is over.
Thank you to everyone, again.
Phone Bill's coming up soon, still not having much luck with the job search. If things keep going as they are I will probably continue to need help. Besides the methods above, you can also now buy a book.
If the job search continues to drag I may end up putting together a gofundme or something.

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So I self-published a short novel- Stealing Fire, some chapters of which were originally posted on my Patreon a few years back. It's up for 4.99 or free on Kindle unlimited. It's an urban fantasy heist story told from multiple perspectives so if that sounds like something you might be interested in, feel free to check it out.
So I self-published a short novel- Stealing Fire, some chapters of which were originally posted on my Patreon a few years back. It's up for 4.99 or free on Kindle unlimited. It's an urban fantasy heist story told from multiple perspectives so if that sounds like something you might be interested in, feel free to check it out.
Midnight City
Midnight City was a syndicated crime drama that ran for roughly 100 episodes and 5 seasons, from 1997-2002.
The first season was pretty straightforward- a private eye, one Jake Elwood, was hired to find Natalia Caravaggio, who just so happened to be the daughter of local mob boss Salvadore Caravaggio. Naturally, the search for her was the throughline of that entire season as Jake interacted with the various gangs and crime families in the city, which was never named. (But bore a certain suspicious resemblance to Vancouver, where it was filmed.) Some episodes were heavily focused on the search for Natalia, while others followed what was called by many a "Mobster of the Week" format.
In the finale of Season 1, he finally finds Natalia, only to end up getting run through with a spear, used by the mysterious "Mr. Long", the man who Jake believed had kidnapped the young woman. Jake apparently dies, but Natalia managed to get away in the confusion.
And then the after credits teaser showed Jake sitting up, shirtless, with only a faint scar from what should have been a fatal wound to the chest.
Online speculation was rampant, with rumors about a retooling in the face of lagging ratings to this being intended all along to the show having been cancelled outright.
The truth was probably closer to the first one, as when season 2 started airing, several cast members did not return, including most of the supporting cast from the Caravaggio family and Mr. Long. The first episode opened in media res, with Jake, very confused as to why he's alive, being given a guided tour of what his guide called "The Midnight City, the first time the title was ever dropped in the show.
Many previous characters were reintroduced as explicitly supernatural beings- including one of the rival families to the Caravaggios, the Romanian crime family called the Dragos, who, Jake was told, were all vampires and their thralls.
Jake's guide, an unhoused man named Archer Baldwin, introduced himself as a seer, who'd been guided by visions to find Jake in the wake of what he called "The Dolorous Stroke"- the spear wound that nearly killed Jake in the first season finale. Archer claimed that Jake was walking a mythical path, and that he wouldn't be able to avoid the supernatural by closing his eyes to it, as he'd done before.
This new supernatural element to the series would endure for the remaining four seasons as Jake dealt with Natalia, now a demonic recurring antagonist, worked with Archer on how to follow his mythical path, learned his brother had become an invisible assassin, and died at least two more times.
So yeah, this is happening. Already thinking about mechanics like doing 'previews' of the next episode/session where you get the game's metacurrency for setting up a line or moment in advance and then working it into the next session.
Midnight City
Midnight City was a syndicated crime drama that ran for roughly 100 episodes and 5 seasons, from 1997-2002.
The first season was pretty straightforward- a private eye, one Jake Elwood, was hired to find Natalia Caravaggio, who just so happened to be the daughter of local mob boss Salvadore Caravaggio. Naturally, the search for her was the throughline of that entire season as Jake interacted with the various gangs and crime families in the city, which was never named. (But bore a certain suspicious resemblance to Vancouver, where it was filmed.) Some episodes were heavily focused on the search for Natalia, while others followed what was called by many a "Mobster of the Week" format.
In the finale of Season 1, he finally finds Natalia, only to end up getting run through with a spear, used by the mysterious "Mr. Long", the man who Jake believed had kidnapped the young woman. Jake apparently dies, but Natalia managed to get away in the confusion.
And then the after credits teaser showed Jake sitting up, shirtless, with only a faint scar from what should have been a fatal wound to the chest.
Online speculation was rampant, with rumors about a retooling in the face of lagging ratings to this being intended all along to the show having been cancelled outright.
The truth was probably closer to the first one, as when season 2 started airing, several cast members did not return, including most of the supporting cast from the Caravaggio family and Mr. Long. The first episode opened in media res, with Jake, very confused as to why he's alive, being given a guided tour of what his guide called "The Midnight City, the first time the title was ever dropped in the show.
Many previous characters were reintroduced as explicitly supernatural beings- including one of the rival families to the Caravaggios, the Romanian crime family called the Dragos, who, Jake was told, were all vampires and their thralls.
Jake's guide, an unhoused man named Archer Baldwin, introduced himself as a seer, who'd been guided by visions to find Jake in the wake of what he called "The Dolorous Stroke"- the spear wound that nearly killed Jake in the first season finale. Archer claimed that Jake was walking a mythical path, and that he wouldn't be able to avoid the supernatural by closing his eyes to it, as he'd done before.
This new supernatural element to the series would endure for the remaining four seasons as Jake dealt with Natalia, now a demonic recurring antagonist, worked with Archer on how to follow his mythical path, learned his brother had become an invisible assassin, and died at least two more times.
Wait, so...Why DID 4E underperform? Or is that outside your expertise here? (No shame if so, you're a game designer, not a market analyst. You can tell by the having a soul).
(With reference to this post here.)
There were a couple of major factors in play there.
First, a big chunk of Dungeons & Dragons 3rd Edition's popularity had come about due to robust third-party support, published under the auspices of Open Game License (OGL). Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition, however, was not licensed under the OGL, being subject to a much more restrictive license imaginatively titled the Game System License, or GSL. Hasbro reportedly refused to negotiate with existing third-party publishers to get them on board with the GSL, or to offer transition support of any kind; instead, they simply demanded an immediate halt to the publication of all 3E material, and attempted to bludgeon publishers into compliance by threatening to yank their trademark authorisations (i.e., the agreements which allowed them to put the "D&D compatible" logo on the covers of their books).
Predictably, this approach was not well received. The largest of 3E's third-party supporters, Paizo Publishing (now Paizo Inc.), elected to produce their own game which was statblock-compatible with 3E in order to provide a venue for other publishers to continue producing OGL material; many of their peers decided to gamble on Paizo's plan rather than play ball with Hasbro, and this is how we got Pathfinder. Hasbro's behaviour thus caused D&D's third-party support to crater nearly to zero with the publication of 4E and created D&D's largest competitor.
Second, 4E was badly behind the curve on digital availability. Shortly before 4E was scheduled to drop, the digital masters (i.e., the files provided to printers in order to manufacture the books) were leaked on file sharing networks. Hasbro responded by panicking and ordering an immediate and indefinite halt to e-book publication of D&D material (in spite of the fact that the leak had demonstrably originated from their print production arm rather than their e-publishing arm), even going so far as to refuse to honour pre-orders for 4E's now cancelled e-book version.
Combined with a series of mismanagement-induced delays which caused 4E's virtual tabletop tools to miss the game's publication date entirely, and a decision to paywall what few first-party resources did manage to hit their target behind a monthly subscription, this resulted in 4E being available exclusively in print for the first two full years of its lifespan, at a time when D&D's competitors – including the aforementioned Pathfinder – were literally giving their core rules away in digital form for free.
As you say, I'm no market analyst, but I have a strong suspicion that "alienating practically all third-party publishers for a game line which was critically dependent on robust third-party support", "being the first edition of the game ever to face significant direct competition", and "making a game which dropped in the middle of the worst economic recession in thirty years available exclusively as an expensive printed set" resulted in the 4E stepping up to the plate with three strikes already against it. Add to that the almost comical ineptitude of Hasbro's advertising for 4E, and the usual drama of any major edition turnover, and... well.
"But what about the rules" sure, there were some issues with 4E's mechanics, but you need to understand that "4E underperformed because people hated the rules" isn't just a convenient narrative for edition-warring grognards; it's also a fiction which Hasbro itself has tacitly embraced, because the alternative is acknowledging that their publishing department repeatedly shit the bed on 4E's rollout.
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this kind of thing sounds like something that would kill d&d as a franchise entirely with how badly hasbro fumbled it, so i'm surprised to see 5e not only still kicking, but also still the primary force to the point that people will say "homebrew 5e" for anything. what's up with that?
"Commercially underperformed" doesn't mean "failed". Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition was still the single best-selling tabletop RPG on the market every year of its lifespan. The idea that nobody bought it at all is another of those edition-warrior myths.
My understanding is that 4E also, by internal accounts, outsold 3E/3.5. The problem was that it didn't succeed -enough-, which is because WOTC was pushing to meet some Hasbro sales metric that they'd only managed with Magic previously. (While at the same time not allowing the Magic crossover that finally came to pass with 5E.)

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Another round of hat in hand:
So it's been confirmed that my unemployment's being denied and I'm not likely to get a successful appeal, and on top of that, my AC is busted just as we're starting to get into actual warm weather.
Any help would be appreciated, whether that's my patreon:
Patreon is empowering a new generation of creators. Support and engage with artists and creators as they live out their passions!
Picking up anything you like from my work on itch.io:
Or if you just feel like sending something directly: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/Unseenphil
For now I'm going to keep tossing resumes into the void and working on projects to add to those first two links.
Managed to get an AC and get it set up, and naturally, as soon as I did that the weather's changing and we'll barely hit 60 F the next few days, but at least it won't be a problem when summer actually hits.
I will probably continue to need assistance until I get work, but the immediate problem is over.
Thank you to everyone, again.
Late Night Scramble
So I had an idea smack me in the face recently about 'You know, you coined the term heartstaker, you should totally do one, actually." And I started thinking about what sort of game I'd make in the vague genre of "My Own WoD" and my thought was:
Human factions and characters should both be involved with the secret supernatural world shit and more importantly should be just as weird or weirder than any of the actual supernatural beings to the point that the vampires and werewolves and whatever find them kind of off-putting. Not even necessarily like, humans who cast spells, even. I'm basically thinking of Narita characters. Average human involved in the supernatural is at least on the level of Isaac and Miria in terms of 'What?" Or the Durarara guy in the bartender suit who uses vending machines as a ranged weapon.
Essentially, you're in a big city with a vibrant nightlife. All kinds of factions are scrambling to control it or make the most profit from it, and the ones who just want to blend in enough so they can drink some blood in peace are probably the most normal ones of the lot. There might be a wizard or a demon king from another world hanging out tending bar, and meanwhile a completely normal human who smiles all the time and buys and sells information? That's the one everyone warns newcomers not to mess with and to run from if he seems happy to meet you.
And then I realized that there's another nineties/oughts rpg that involves playable vampires, and has a system that uses d10s that'd probably be even more suited for this, that's now fallen into obscurity because the licenses all expired.
And that's how i think I going to end up making a Cinematic Unisystem retro-clone.