You know what bugs me about soulmate aus? So, Iām assuming that this whole āthe first thing your soulmate says to you blahblahblahā is a worldwide thing. So many of the aus Iāve read have a quote at some point that addresses how tragic it is when people have soul words that say something like āhiā or āāsupā which makes NO SENSE! In a world where the first thing you say to people is THAT important, WHY GOD WHY would the culture still use standard greetings? Who the fuck is still saying hello at this point? Everyone in these worlds would surely develop a personalized greeting different from everybody elseās to prevent confusion. Like how no 2 racehorses can have the same racing name? The best part is that every time people met someone new for the first time, they would try to say something that no one else had said. Youād have people meeting eachother at a job intetview, theyād shake hands, smile politely, then one of them would be like āEvery Tuesday, I hard even grape purple farm house sunsets tooā and this would be perfectly normal. Or youād go up to the cash register at Starbucks and instead of saying āHello, what can i get for you today?ā Sheād look you right in the eye and say āI donāt know what Space Jam isā THEN ask you what you want and sheād repeat that to every customer in the line for the rest of her career. And because they live in the AU, nobody would think it was weird.
op you are forcibly opening my third eye with a crowbar and i am here for it
































