know who you are at every age

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

i support women doing things with their hair that make other people upset 🥰

and i extra support girls doing things with their hair that piss off every adult in the vicinity

next up! faggot shit bag of chips as laser manelli,

“strap-ons are heteronormative” try telling that to me and all the other butches and femmes who go outside.

a man could never lay pipe the way i do

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

In World Of Warcraft You Can Be Whatever u Want to Be i chose my name as bryan because ive always wanted my name to be bryan

I find this so funny cause I play WoW and my name is Bryan XD

Bryan Whats Your Password

everyone should watch youtuber Kitten Arcader's ongoing series Foot The Bill, he literally audits every Saw movie nearly nearly item by item, trap by trap, (and other horror movies now) and to sum it up: yes, being Jigsaw is very expensive 😭