know who you are at every age

“strap-ons are heteronormative” try telling that to me and all the other butches and femmes who go outside.

a man could never lay pipe the way i do

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

In World Of Warcraft You Can Be Whatever u Want to Be i chose my name as bryan because ive always wanted my name to be bryan

I find this so funny cause I play WoW and my name is Bryan XD

Bryan Whats Your Password

everyone should watch youtuber Kitten Arcader's ongoing series Foot The Bill, he literally audits every Saw movie nearly nearly item by item, trap by trap, (and other horror movies now) and to sum it up: yes, being Jigsaw is very expensive 😭

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

i know i’ve talked about this before but it’s really insane when you were passively suicidal for two decades and out of the blue you catch yourself saying shit like “i’ve been trying to eat a lot of fibre because i don’t want to risk colorectal cancer in my 40s” like okay … 40s are part of the plan now?