know who you are at every age

(white person voice) guess how many slurs i can reclaim. i can say slurs, did you know that? i was so excited when i realized i was gay because i could say faggot. guess how many slurs i can reclaim. it’s literally my dream to be able to say as many slurs as possible. this is a normal thing. guess how many slurs i can reclaim. i can call you a faggot btw. because of Reclamation. what slurs am i able to say when im [xyz marginalized group]? wait wait let me show off my slur collection. faggot dyke and [slur that they definitely cannot reclaim]. how cool is that, eh? guess how many slurs i can reclaim. guess how m

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

i support women doing things with their hair that make other people upset 🥰

and i extra support girls doing things with their hair that piss off every adult in the vicinity

next up! faggot shit bag of chips as laser manelli,

“strap-ons are heteronormative” try telling that to me and all the other butches and femmes who go outside.

a man could never lay pipe the way i do

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

In World Of Warcraft You Can Be Whatever u Want to Be i chose my name as bryan because ive always wanted my name to be bryan

I find this so funny cause I play WoW and my name is Bryan XD

Bryan Whats Your Password

everyone should watch youtuber Kitten Arcader's ongoing series Foot The Bill, he literally audits every Saw movie nearly nearly item by item, trap by trap, (and other horror movies now) and to sum it up: yes, being Jigsaw is very expensive 😭