"Look at these dumb fucks watching Funball3.wav once i hit this button and enter the secret code every last one of them is gonna explode from their insides with a kersplat that can be heard 'round the world. This supid place is gonna look like the Kids Choice Awards happened in here. Twice. Except all the slime was replaced with blood bone fragments and viscera. Twice."

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sjws DID ruin video games. the only thing that could possibly make bloodborne better is if u could get a weird gore bikini. but everybody had to complain abt boob cup armor. and now when i play resident evil the characters asses are only 30% of juicy as they used to be. no more boob armor in video games but every game has a fishing mechanic and a 3 second obligatory dog petting animation. what a fucking loss. its crazy u can explode a guys head off by sticking grenades in his mouth but god of war 2 is the only video game with a sex scene in it. they should make a version of minecraft for adults. they should make a version of diablo for adults. every video game should have a hot coffee mod. every video game should have a postal pissing mechanic. every video game should have leon kennedy in it

imagine in pathologic u just start pissing on dudes. imagine in resident evil 2 u just start pissing on dudes. imagine in yakuza u just start pissing on dudes. imagine in nier u just start pissing on dudes. video games could be good one day

3. this was something taken out of context and from a private chat and heavily edited to make X look way worse than it is