ILL GO, ILL GO, ILL GO, ILL GO, ILL GO. SHIT

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

Okay, so apparently other people associate black gloves with normal jobs and I accidentally hosted my own impromptu Pervert Reveal Party in front of god and everybody via Beanie Baby post. Awesome.

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them

many a post have been spent on doctor ryland "avoids conflict and accountability like the plague" grace being a brat who begrudgingly likes getting bossed around by very competent people. which is all good and true. MY complementary proposal is that eva "atlas complex who desperately needs him to rise to the challenge and help her shoulder the weight of the world" stratt should hear him slip into teacher mode and get so bricked up she can't speak

#stratt noooo don't fall for it he can't maintain the air of calm competent reliable authority except in short bursts#stratt can you hear me. he's gonna disappoint you. i said

so rocky probably wont have the capacity to be anything but stressed/worried/etc while they get grace settled on erid BUT. once grace is mostly comfortable, he keeps getting cordial visits from some of the scientists that were/are helping with his care, because hes actually made friends with some of them! (the ones that managed to get over the blend of revere/discomfort they were feeling in his presence anyway.) and rocky is very much of two minds because on the one hand he knows humans require socialization & he wants erid to welcome grace so this is good. but on the other four hands. hes a little put out because why are they getting all up in graces space like that and connecting over science and stuff. like ??? no thats OUR thing??? thats mine?? my human?? ???? i found it ????? okay thanks you did your job i guess but can you go away now actually. no he doesnt have time for you his schedule is very busy. yeah its because we hang out every day