welcome to my twisted pretzel

i don’t feel well forever does any one know the cure

Yeag they make good songs sometimes. Not sure how that relates but hope u feel better soon

do u like disintegration

what about boys don’t cry

oi don’t care if mondays blue

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount

i'll always make fun of how stupid the "born evil baby" trope is but truly it is such a wretched trope i hope it dies forever

it's like the perfect package of "child you are allowed to harm" and "easy way to not interrogate how commonplace child abuse is". thank goodness this child was simply born wrong, we never have to examine the conditions they grew up in.

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

So what I think is that there's this default belief in patriarchy that men are superior to women and therefore the "masculine" sphere is superior to the "feminine" sphere. And so, as feminists have fought to expand the number of allowable female activities, men (on the aggregate over generations) have retreated from those activities because they're now seen as "feminine", and so partaking in them is incommensurate with their belief in their own superiority. And, unfortunately, as this has progressed, this has resulted in a lot of men sectioning themselves off from, frankly, everything that actually makes being alive worthwhile. It's a misery spiral, and the only way out is to abandon male supremacy.

#more women in higher education meaning fewer men is incredibly depressing to me. funny in a sad way#what happens when women will finally get into trades? will they just stop working

are you guys hearing about this dude working to developing a vaccine for cats that he's hoping would like. theoretically double their lifespans?

"But I don't want to turn people into dinosaurs. I wanna cure kittie kidneys!"

Our cat Scout is in the early stages of kidney disease. This might be available in time to save her!

yes! the brain must be exercised like any other part of the body to get stronger! no matter what place you’re at you can do stimulating activities to exercise your brain!

For reference: 500 words is about a page and a half double-spaced; one page in single spacing or with spaces after paragraphs.

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

Rocky who is very much aware of the power dynamic between him and Grace. Grace is alive only because of Rocky, Grace can communicate with other Eridians only because of Rocky and the organ. Grace is limited to his biodome, and Rocky has the final say over what said dome looks like. If Grace wants anything, he'll have to ask Rocky. And Rocky kind of loves it. He knows it's not a good thing that the dynamic makes his hearts flutter and his insides feel comfortably warm, but still he loves it. It's not about having the power to ruin this being's life, but about having the power to keep it alive. Grace will get good food, because Rocky said so. Grace will get healthy again, because Rocky made sure of it. Grace will be happy, because Rocky gives him everything he could want. Rocky saw his human wither away and almost die and he fixed it. He could fix it and he did and there's nothing on Erid that makes him feel better. Nothing compares to Grace's gratitude and the sound of healthy organs working away inside of him, of the sound of his smile, his laughter, his soft snoring, the feeling of his arms around Rocky. Rocky is in total control and it's good.