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"bring back 12 episode seasons" "bring back 22 episodes seasons" cowards bring back 1155 episodes seasons

Just for some background information for those who dont know the reason why its saying season 1 is ending is bc one piece after years of just being a constant year round anime is transitioning into being a seasonal anime which is a good thing but has led to the first season of one piece being 1155 episodes while the next few will probably have the standard 24 episodes per season

#i am glad history has produced at least two people whose shit was even less together than mine

anonymous nefarious hyperminorities of the global south

please be careful with these, they’re antiques

i literally said “even the cop gets in trouble” like, yesterday

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

i hateeee the framing of any type of media engagement that relies on juxtaposing fun, enjoyable, 'low' art (usually [m/m] fanfiction, romance novels, genre fiction, &c.) with difficult, fufilling 'high' art (usually classics, arthouse films, &c) as like. 'fast food vs. vegetables', 'entertainment' vs 'personal (moral?) development' not the least because these aren't remotely discrete categories but also because its annoyingggg

people used to love to do this in fandom with femslash specifically and i hated it then also. do you have any idea how demeaning it is to have to hear people framing the act of reading stories about people like you as eating vegetables. as atonement for the sin of wanting to read about men fucking. come on now

See we all warned you when they went after "weird porn" that the beast doesn't stop hungering but somehow nobody listened

DDLC is not like my favorite game of all time but the fact that Google thinks its too dangerous to keep up after ten years is insane. Horror is typically the next to be sanitized because moral panics about horror are incredibly common.

i hate a recipe for a dish with "marry me" in the name. fuck off. gives tradwife energy i will not elaborate

making a recipe called "divorce me no prenup" the way you're gonna want at least half

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

things used to be $5

i hate it when someone asks me what my favorite work of art is because i can't say "the one of the woman chilling on the rocks with a dragon lying in her lap and giving off powerful big dick energy" but how else am i supposed to describe it

This is Dragon Resting It's Head On The Lap of a Woman by Robert Leinweber

Some of the 2010s-era Loki stans were annoying but some of them were very justified. They put Tom Hiddleston in handcuffs and a muzzle. Then they put him in chains and a collar. Then they had him look waifishly sad in a prison cell. Then they put him in handcuffs again. Then they chained him up again. Where else were teenage girls going to see that.

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?