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Do you want a spicy, queer, kinky book with canonical intersex characters and cougars and a plot that will keep you on edge? Well, i have the perfect book for you! The 120 Days of Sodom is a page-turner that will keep you on the edge of your seat,

Stephen King rightly gets a lot of shit for frequently having his characters think and speak in pop culture references that only make sense if you spent your formative years in 1970s Maine, but I feel like articulating that particular criticism on Tumblr is something of a glass-houses situation.

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

girl don’t you ship hockey players.

And baseball players 👍🏻