assthrax

Sometimes this bioessentialist bullshit even goes so far as to hide information from us as well. Typically there is actually a meaningful difference between "women's" and "men's" deodorant. "Women's deodorant" is specifically formulated to be anti-chafing because it assumes shaved armpits, whereas "men's deodorant" is formulated to be anti-pilling/clumping because it assumes unshaven armpits. That is a meaningful difference between these products that most people don't know about because the gendering of these products actively obscures it from us.

I know everyone got over this a long time ago but back when I was a woman I always found it odd how guys would complain about being "trapped" in the friendzone since hearing that complaint would cause them to move instantly to my enemyzone

it is so easy to leave my friendzone. how did you even get in here I don't recall letting you out of the acquaintancezone

personally i think miucrosoft should be sued for what they're doing to the game industry

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.