assthrax

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

Someone makes a post about transgender people making a really good point. It’s a real good post. I look at the profile picture and url. The url is something like catgirl-frotting or sweetiebellelover67 and said person has an anime girl profile picture. I shiver. I feel bad for even looking inside the blog. I look up ‘trans men’. Said user says trans men do not face oppression, that they oppress trans women, compare them speaking up against their oppression to the MRA movement and call them some 4channer slur. I feel bad knowing I was right. I block the person. Someone makes a post about transgender people making a really good poi

Fucking sick to my stomach. Tumblr user incestfreak69iluvincest has just been exposed for. I can’t even say it

aphobia

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

I mean. That obviously wouldn’t work for many reasons, although I do believe if you required spelunkers to wear a suicide bomb to go caving, it would not be a major deterrent.

They'd be pissed off that the belt is too bulky and they can't squeeze through teeny tiny crevices that require you to avoid breathing until you're through or your ribs won't fit

Personally I think we should make all spelunkers wear bulky vests like those people who tie a wooden spoon to a tiny dog's back so it can't slip through the bars of a property fence. Stop 'em from getting in those positions in the first place.

Got to keep our spelunkers a little bit thick around the middle so if they get stuck they’ll loose weight eventually and be able to wiggle out

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

New Christian heresy idea: Jesus was supposed to be the Messiah, but he fucked up and got executed. Everything since then has been cope.

This is ‘Clinamen’, by Céleste Boursier-Mougenot (it’s an installation artwork). I got to see it in person and it’s stayed with me since.