assthrax

The two southern expressions "come Hell or high water" and "God willing and the creek don't rise" describe the exact same event. The only difference is one of them demonstrates a positive, can-do attitude, while the other shows a cringing servility to both floods and divine wrath

homer simpson is a kind and loving father who occasionally chokes boy

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

cock reveal in 12,000 years

11,999 years

11,998 years

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

its shorts actualy

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

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is this the ORIGINAL?!???