assthrax

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

theres a painting I like by a soviet painter of an enemy pilot falling out of the sky - his fate is sealed hes head down midair with a bunch of rebar below if hes not dead already - but in the moment of falling he has his arms up around his head peacefully like a sleeping kid

New Vegas: "The Brotherhood of Steel is a relic of a bygone age. Their rigid code and violent isolationism that helped them weather the apocalypse and become a major power in the post-apocalypse are now actively hindering them in the post-post-apocalypse. The world has moved on without them and they have not only failed to adapt, but are actively refusing even in the face of their own extinction. Already their existence is largely irrelevant to the rest of the world. In a few generations at best they will be nothing more than a memory, and not a kind one."

Hiro Shima, the only japanese kid at hogwarts, locking eyes with a boggart as it transforms into an exploding nuclear bomb in the middle of the classroom: