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bro what if instead of overwatch it was called STONERwatch and instead of fighting all the characters smoked WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

winston has passed away due to the ill effects that ingesting marijuana smoke has upon the body of a gorilla. his last words were reported to be "party mode engaged" before he took a massive bong rip off junkrat's rip roaring dick smasher. within minutes he was seen stumbling, off-balance, before suddenly collapsing. medics were on scene immediately and found him unresponsive, and despite efforts to resuscitate him he was declared dead within the hour. he is survived by his fiancé, hanzo, who has refused to comment at this moment.

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

went to take a piss and two girls sharing a vape went “oml this girl is actually pissing” yes girl because it’s the piss room

would either of you like to purchase my ex wife's gently used playstation portable console