I do not have puppet cancer!

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

ⓘ Im anerkannten Kurort Bad Schnitzel ist das Betreiben öffentlicher Bordelle nicht gestattet.

notes mighty appreciative of “wurstaboo” and like same but i’m morally sure it pre-existed this post, it was right there, no way it waited till now to get coined

I love the hagiographies that are like "St. Christopher was 12 feet tall and frost giants helped him build an abbey out of the bones of a giant pig, which were gold"

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

(original tags: she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape. i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like. maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like she’s really a girl. and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK 😭😭😭😭 so i was like ‘ok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say ‘pika’. if you want to use she/her say ‘chu’. and if you want smth else say ‘pikachu’’. and my daughter had her say ‘chu’ and i was like see there you go! now. she doesn’t HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail. but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it, or so that people won’t assume she’s a boy, i can make that happen. so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery? and pikachu agreed enthusiastically! so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess!)

Serving Alice Roosevelt levels of cunt tbh