next of kin to chaos

Buy her a bottom surgery and then fuck her in it 👍

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

this is true again.....if i get groceries for me and my wife we won't have rent. and we didn't manage to get the storage cleared bc i got sick. and bc i got sick i'm out like several days of pay. and i still need to pay my phone and for my meds and hopefully at some point the dentist. and they're going to start asking me to pay back my student loans soon on top of everything else

[Image ID: Text reading: The disgusting thing about paying rent is it won’t stay paid. /End ID]

I like sheer black clothes and fishnets because they let the whole body get in on wearing mourning veils

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

this is true again.....if i get groceries for me and my wife we won't have rent. and we didn't manage to get the storage cleared bc i got sick. and bc i got sick i'm out like several days of pay. and i still need to pay my phone and for my meds and hopefully at some point the dentist. and they're going to start asking me to pay back my student loans soon on top of everything else

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[ID: A picture of Martha P. Johnson, smiling at the camera while wearing a blue dress and a purple sash that says "Stonewall". She is holding what looks to be a package, and has what looks to be a pearl tiara on her head, as well as other accessories. /end ID]