Zoozve, my beloved
"...we don't live in a big clockwork, we live in a dance club..."
This is my favorite line.
It is now called Zoozve :')
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Zoozve, my beloved
"...we don't live in a big clockwork, we live in a dance club..."
This is my favorite line.
It is now called Zoozve :')

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(visibly shaken) iâm so good at pretending im okay (everyone around can see itâs evident i am in extreme emotional distress and rapidly declining) im doing so good guys
so. they made a new german discowrld essentials edition, with a new covers (which is good because the old ones are real bad)
and they are these manga-like âbuild a pictureâ style, which i like
but. oh my god. look at that vimes
this isnât samuel âworked the night-shift for 30 years, runs on coffee and spit, has probably not slept more than 3hours any given dayâ vimes
this is the guy who played vimes in murder-mystery play, âinspired by real eventsâ. hammy acting, horrible script, âCluesâ everywhere, heroic fightscenes, big speaches. Vimes threadened to shut the whole thing down for slander. Sybil probably got an autograph
Iâve been staring at this post for 15 minutes and I canât stop laughing omg omg Iâm seeing stars oh no.
Sybil invited the damn company to the house for their afterparty and you know it.
the actor earnestly explains at one point the fitness routine he undertook to âget in characterâ for the part of the âheroic commanderâ while pointing at various melon-sized muscle groups. vimes himself is sitting there shoveling something thatâs 98% grease by volume into his face and also staring balefully. heâs never done a pushup in his life. he wouldnât know a fucking pushup if it spat on him in the street. sybil is doing her absolute best not to laugh and her best is nowhere good enough. the actor, encouraged by the (presumably) admiring male stares and flirtatious female giggles, goes on to describe his hair-care regimen.
Nooooooo oooooonnnnne stops coups like Sam Vimes
Distrusts clues like Sam Vimes
No one lives off of Klatchian brews like Sam Vimes
Heâs especially good at in-VEST-igating
My what a guy, that Sam Vimes
This post got better since I saw it last night oh my gods.Â
Thank you @roachpatrol I donât think Iâll ever stop laughing now.
Sorry @roachpatrol for hijacking your post but that was just hilarious and i had to draw itâŚ.
(Itâs hard to draw Vimes out of uniform! But I guess even he doesnât wear armour 24/7âŚ)
(Young Sam is like âdaddy, I want an armour like that!â)
Iâm sure Angua loved it too
And then she run
what made u guys pick ur url's !
A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.
Fourth circle needed: IT workers
You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.
i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"
"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?
Putting my neck out for you folks here
Okay Iâve gone through many of the reblogs and âprefer when clients donât talk to themâ is peak

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just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
25/26
i wasnt finished yet
Just to be clear, any story with telepathy or mind reading of any kind that doesn't address this is a coward. I want to read about a demonic possession where the demon enters someone's mind and goes "what the fuck happened to color." A story where someone gets mind reading powers and the first thing they do is try to see someone else's perception of color.
a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.
A little tribute to the Movie "Sheep detective" which is a normal movie im very normal about yes yes sobbing ;-;
(Thanks to @holy-marmalade for teaching me how to draw sheep)
FinwĂŤ vs Celebrimbor facing the Dark Lord
âDarkness and blood! When we could move again we came to the house. There we found the king slain at the door. His head was crushed as with a great mace of iron. We found no others: all had fled, and he had stood alone, defiant. That is plain; for his sword lay beside him, twisted and untempered as if by lightning-stroke. All the house was broken and ravaged. Naught is left. The treasuries are empty. The chamber of iron is torn apart. The Silmarils are taken!â
- Morgoth's Ring: Of the Silmarils and the Darkening of Valinor
At last the attackers broke into Eregion with ruin and devastation, and captured the chief object of Sauronâs assault, the House of the MĂrdain, where were their smithies and their treasures. Celebrimbor, desperate, himself withstood Sauron on the steps of the great door of the MĂrdain; but he was grappled and taken captive, and the House was ransacked.
- Unfinished Tales: The History of Galadriel and Celeborn
Do you know this TV Show Song? #42
I know the song and the show
I know the song but not the show
I know the show but not the song
I may know this
I have never heard this

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I have completed my combined map of Beleriand and Middle Earth! 4 ft by 2 ft, oils.
Featuring dotted line for the journey of the Ring, and also featuring a tiny shackle and tiny chair on Thangorodrim.
Concept study for Elvish Fashion featuring the Original⢠FinBrothers and their Mini Me
FĂŤanor & Curufin: Splendor. They are wearing Noldor informal daywear inspired by Baroque/Rococo European Aristocracy (17thâ18th century), especially the Sun King and the extravagant courts of Versailles. Opulent, luxurious robes with theatrical flair and shimmering footwear. FĂŤanor is wearing the dramatic gemstones that once belonged to MĂriel. Fingolfin & Turgon: Discipline. They are dressed in Vanyarin court fashion inspired by late Ming Dynasty China (17th century). I tried to portray the restrained elegance of high-ranking Ming officials and princes. Layered hanfu, structured silhouette, and minimal jewelry. Refined nobility rather than ostentatious wealth. Finarfin & Finrod: Harmony. They are the most timeless here in my opinion. They are wearing Telerin outdoor fashion inspired by Ancient Mediterranean clothing (particularly Minoan and Classical Greece) mixed with Art Nouveau. Lots of drape and movement, sandals (because the Teleri love walking by the sea), gold jewelry, olive greens, laurel-style headpieces, wrapped waists. I tried to go 'less' historical noble and 'more' idealized gods.
Close-ups of my favorite details I'm forcing upon y'all
all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i canât stand this fucking bat erasure
look at him heâs not your conventionally attractive bat but he deserves just as much love
Yo, you want some adorable non-fruit bats? Gotcha covered, pals!
Long Eared Bat, huge ears and an adorable face!
Mexican Free Tailed Bat, named for the fact that their uropatagium (back leg membrane) doesnât cover their tail, leaving them with a teeny mouse-like tail.Â
Gouldâs Wattled Bat, they got some pearly white sharp teeth, but they tell great jokes and always laugh at yours too.Â
âHAHAHAHAHA!â
Hoary Bat, AKA the bat that looks like theyâre covered in powdered sugar.
Bulldog Bat, a bulldog⌠with wings <3Â
Vampire Bat, often seen as creepy, but theyâre actually really cute. Also fun fact, vampire bats live in a social structure where able-bodied bats go out and feed and then share part of their meal with old/weak/sick members who cannot forage themselves. No survival of the fittest here, every bat helps every bat out <3Â
And lastly, the Painted Bat, and yes, those are its actual colors. Canât get any more Halloween than that <3Â
Let me add a couple more!!
A personal favorite of mine: Honduran White Fruit Bat, also known as âMarshmallow Batsâ! These tiny cuties make tents by nibbling on the leaves until they fold down, and they snuggle close underneath it!
Bumblebee Bat! The smallest bat species and often considered the smallest mammal on Earth!
And the newly discovered Pied Bat!! I couldnât find much about them, but gosh, they are adorable!!
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I love them all.
I think something seriously missing from Peter Jacksonâs portrayal of the elves, something that Tolkien stresses almost every time he introduces an elf, is how joyful they are.
The elves of Rivendell, Mirkwood, etc are all portrayed as extremely jolly people. In the Hobbit book, when we are first introduced to the elves, theyâre singing in the trees and teasing Thorin and co. Even when weâre introduced to the Mirkwood elves, who live in a much more dangerous environment, theyâre feasting and singing to the barrels as they float down the river. Even after fighting in a war, their spirits arenât dampened.
Tolkien stresses the joy of elves so much that it is used as a fucking narrative device to show when a situation is really really bad if even an elf is upset about it.
Elves are also meant to be a comforting presence to the reader, they are a kind and friendly folk and we know that the characters arenât in danger around them.
Peter Jackson just kindaâŚ.misses all of that??? The films portray the elves as stoic and mysterious. All of the elves that he portrays rarely speak, let alone smile and it takes away from such a vital cultural aspect to the elves that they are an extremely warm and happy folk and it is their happiness that lifts the spirits of others and inspires them to carry on despite all the hardships.
Discworld: Wyrd Sisters Director: Jean Flynn | Studio: Cosgrove Hall | UK, 1997
It genuinely upsets me that there are people who call this animation and voice acting bad, thereâs so much heart and soul on display in just this clip alone
At first glance:Â âlol this is going to be one of those hilariously cheap animationsâ
30 seconds in: ââŚOh my god this is fantasticâ
âWHO DARES TO INVOKE WXRTHLTL-JWLPKLZ?â âWhere were you when the vowels were beinâ handed out, behind the door??â

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It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning
it's even worse that the only way to learn is by playing and the only way to win is by learning
But the only way to begin is by beginning. So let's begin.
we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious
i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny
&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend