a reaper tired reposes

why don’t we ever talk about that one counter in ac1 where altair bitchslaps the guy so hard he topples backwards

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

I HAVE BEEN SAYING MY PRONIS FOR SO LING AND I FORGOT WHY THANK YOU FOR THE REMINDER

Sippin juice thrice

Reblog to sip the juices thrice

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There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit