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king? that was the king?? *looks behind shoulders*
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Did you successfully evade the sphinx king?
king? that was the king?? *looks behind shoulders*

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well... guys... i ate the mandalorian and grogu...
i was never able to eat food before because mandalorian and grogu wasnt on it now i am spoilt for choice like the flooding nile mandalorian and grogu food is everywhere i cant help my appetite when i see grogue my hunger just grows and grows and grows
Disney wants to equate mandalorian and grogu = food with an intensity never before seen in merchandise, disney wants nothing less than for me to Eat Grogu
i was never able to eat food before because mandalorian and grogu wasnt on it now i am spoilt for choice like the flooding nile mandalorian and grogu food is everywhere i cant help my appetite when i see grogue my hunger just grows and grows and grows
i once had a dream where me and my childhood friend were home-sitting in a mansion that was like... mystical or whatever, i knew there were like pressure plates and hallways and whatever, but then, like, cut to later- me and my childhood friend are fighting like elemental zombies in the cemetery in the backyard, and we like need to stop them from getting to the elemental gate-arch, and things were looking really dire, and then i was like, "we need to get out of here if we want to survive! but we are cornered against the elemental gate-arch, and only elemental people can use it... but wait! we are humans from earth! so by technicality we are earth elementals!!!" so then we use the gate-arch to go the 'pure earth element' realm, which is a hecka mechanized infinity structure! but then when we enter the WHOLE thing malfunctions, it all powers down but keeps its structural integrity, i remember looking down a stairwell and seeing it going down for miles, and seeing countless other stairwells connecting in a way that would only make sense to a computer. anyway cut to two weeks later in the dream and me and my friend have set up a base next to a treadmill station, we have adopted some cats and are raiding vending machines and such, then i woke up, that was a good dream :D
anyway how are you?
i had a dream that chicago was called "the windy city garlic" instead of "the windy city" and everyone looked at me weird since i didnt say garlic at the end

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this is a genuine message and not a cry for help, i cant use the bathroom unless im reading large walls of text due to the self-inflicted pavlovian response ive created after years of public restroom usage and your bio is the only reason i was able to poop today
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I remember as a kid being on edge about being judged for not knowing who singers or celebrities were because I couldn't comprehend that their face, name, most recent performance/song was all other kids needed to 'know' who they 'were' or 'like' them. I thought you like, needed to know who they were from the start, like in order, like a show with a story. I realized this was still the case the other day when it was pointed out to me that jojo siwa was on tv and i was just thinking I'd been meaning to know who that is but I thought I just had to happen on the introduction video and go from there because the idea of finding out information about people 'out of order' makes me feel like i am treading water over a deep abyss. I've actually never been diagnosed with anything
When I was starting the internet the stuff that was trending was like lucky star and super paper mario and if you wanted to know what that was you knew where to start. Now it's the modern day and I'm actually still not finished with lucky star. For every episode of lucky star i watch i somehow get distracted and watch at least 3 episodes of cardcaptor sakura and 2 episodes of yugioh inbetween. I just can't focus. But I know who konata is if someone asks. But I liked 'endless eight' because the information being repeated made me pleased that i knew it all and didnt miss the start. that is all
I remember as a kid being on edge about being judged for not knowing who singers or celebrities were because I couldn't comprehend that their face, name, most recent performance/song was all other kids needed to 'know' who they 'were' or 'like' them. I thought you like, needed to know who they were from the start, like in order, like a show with a story. I realized this was still the case the other day when it was pointed out to me that jojo siwa was on tv and i was just thinking I'd been meaning to know who that is but I thought I just had to happen on the introduction video and go from there because the idea of finding out information about people 'out of order' makes me feel like i am treading water over a deep abyss. I've actually never been diagnosed with anything
My wifes job is occasionally to be a dead body in things so sometimes her mother and father in law get a new text of her covered in bloody bruises and i have to be like no she died for tv or a game or something
Look, they don’t call me Amy ‘the tech genius’ Bailey for nothing? But just because I’m paid to fix computers, doesn’t mean I’ll sit here an
new game my wife is a dead body in
I dont get worried so bad because she comes back usually, like jennifers body, or rosemarys bab,y or oceans eleven or charlies angels
My wifes job is occasionally to be a dead body in things so sometimes her mother and father in law get a new text of her covered in bloody bruises and i have to be like no she died for tv or a game or something
Look, they don’t call me Amy ‘the tech genius’ Bailey for nothing? But just because I’m paid to fix computers, doesn’t mean I’ll sit here an
new game my wife is a dead body in

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My wifes job is occasionally to be a dead body in things so sometimes her mother and father in law get a new text of her covered in bloody bruises and i have to be like no she died for tv or a game or something
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Less than 1% of adverts ever make sense or work at all ever but worst of all is this format where something is juxtaposed without any basis or relevance. They go something like this, youll know what I mean, in the uk those insurance meerkats do it, in the us liberty does it, its like: "Ice cream...? (Ice cream slides off cone) (Woman shrugs and rolls her eyes and smiles) ...no. (Car comes in) Citroen? Yes. New citreon car. Er.. yeah. It doesnt melt when it gets hot". Why are you taking a pot shot at, like, ice cream? What am I even meant to think about that,-- "Whatever insurance can't fill up a balloon for you... (dad tries to pump balloon and says come onnn and it flies away and he sighs) but it can sort youe mortgage out... so you can just let go of that balloon (balloon flies away more and the family pulls up to a new house)". What the hell is this... I know the relative difficulty of a balloon vs a mortgage already... Do yo think I am fucking incapable?-- What is this? Do you think i am locked in a pastiche of quaint domestic experiences... Do you think I have never wondered about the future and past, about places far from my home? About the fate of this species. Do you think I have never held my knees while I took a shit thinking God, I don't want to die-- I don't want to die. That I have thought it would be better for this system to be overtaken by nature, and then internally argued its comparative merits. The comparison of peace and justice. You think I can't understand hamburger unless you also tell me a library or wedding isnt the right place to eat your new messy hamburger with a skit... I know that!! I know that, I've thought about these things!! Fuck!! You fucking bastard. It was you that did this to the world!! All of you, you're all in on it!! *Destroys the big screen controlling society like in the apple advert* adverts have no control of me
whenever a shop website summons a promo deal coupon pop-up thing more than once per visit it does feel to me, sincerely, at least a bit but more like a lot, like a horde of ravenous , truly violent, starving bats, are attacking and maybe even literally killing me
so your laughing at me now but when i unleash my most powerful opinions youll all be agreeing with me, all of you

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i think there could be another world where wicked is a cult hit dreamcast game series with a disappointing modern entry and shenmue is a broadway musical cum film franchise with a green actor and a pink actor
realizing im not in the same timeline as playing a forklift simulator as ariana grande and trying to keep myself from freaking the fuck out