Certified Hot Mess

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

When i met u in the summer

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes