forever too focused on the minutia of it

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

I have GOT to stop spending $30

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

[scrolling through old posts on my blog] I would not fucking say that

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

This is painfully American

Real talk tho the concept of Darkiplier is so interesting. Hello everybody my name is Markiplier, I am constantly hunted by the manifestation of my sins in the form of my resurrected dead brother-in-law who is also possessed by my ex-wife who cheated on me and they are sharing the same body. Also my house is evil. I am operating on some Dorian Gray level shit actually. Today we are going to be playing five nights at Freddy’s. The guy who my ex-wife cheated on me with ascended to godhood.