In Poor Taste

[ID: a screenshot of a daily planner. The block from 7 till 11.30 am is "weigh the hearts of leg shavers". From 11.30 till 12.30 (currently) it's "lunch break". From 12.30 till midnight "weigh the hearts again [eyeroll emoji]". /End ID]

I went to the club and it was empty...i touched grass and it was dry and wilting at the blade tips. And it was dark. And I was cold

Tried standing with my feet in a stream but it wasn't the same river and I wasn't the same man

if i was in a time loop i’d deadass lose count after like 4 days

I'd also lose track of my narrative progress/what solutions I'd tried.

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

Fishing Lesbian's always putting facts out there she's great i think. It'd be great if she was on tumblr in some capacity

I guess we'll never know.

Let’s all actually do this

The sign many left wingers have subconsciously accepted moving right on covid and embraced lowering public health standards is when people seem to think “masks should be mandatory in healthcare settings /airplanes “ is somehow a radical position to take in an ongoing pandemic

✨⚡️Wizard spell that makes you unionize your place of work⚡️✨