In Poor Taste

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive

This is why I hate it when people say something homophobic and then go “so you’re really accusing me, a whole ass lesbian, of being homophobic 🙄” like yeah

If Queen Marlena has no fans I’m dead

brutalism would be so sexy if everyone wasnt scared of graffiti

commenting under mutual's posts like a creepy middle aged man...hellu beautiful lady ican show you da world come to daddy pretty princess gorjus girl

Marvel fans trying to talk dirty while getting fucked: He's right behind me isn't he

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

I have a book somewhere of the worst opening lines, this is nothing. I don't remember any others except, "The aliens literally bent over backwards to please the astronauts". It's stuck with me after 20 years.

They're putting the traveller from an antique land in Smash

Look upon my combos, ye mighty, and despair