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just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews
for those asking the book was the starving saints by caitlin starling
everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone
if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards
i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

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do u ever think about corn sweat; and the fact that a large percent of corn grown in Illinois, iowa, etc is grown for ethanol and biofuel; and how solar power would be so many times more effective per acre than this; and how like 90+% of so many rare ecosystems in those states was drained for farm and suburbs (in many cases previously farms).
AND you could still have native plants around and even under the solar panels.
When you see what they did to the Midwest you'll want to fucking kill the corn lobbyists with your bare hands
with all the storms and tornadoes hitting Illinois right now my friends have been talking about this a LOT. fuck corn, and not in a midwest girls make do way
aardvark pays off. - torbjörn lindholm.
Girl said she’d let me see her DDs but when I got to her house she just had her shirt off and she didn’t even have a ps2 let alone a copy of digital devil saga. Waste of my damn time
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being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you
I don't know what you're talking about
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THINK LIKE AN OBELISK
ACT LIKE A TOTEM
WORK LIKE A CAIRN
FUCK LIKE A MONOLITH
The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board
there was an old interview with one of the head writers for Frasier and someone asked why there wasn't more of XYZ character and he said, we wanted you to be excited every time he showed up. He's very popular but we thought if he showed up too often that feeling would wane so we kept it minimal so you'd always always be excited to see him
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eeby deeby origins
So basically i was going to make a post explaining eeby deeby, but then I was doing Meme Research and discovered that my previous claim that the elevator eeby deeby meme and the “your dick cold” eeby deeby meme are unrelated is actually false!
So, if you look up eeby deeby you will be taken to this Know Your Meme page, which may confuse you more, and seems completely unrelated. basically the eeby deeby meme documented here was someone editing a comic panel to make a joke about robot penises? the “eeby deeby” here is supposed to be like, robot noises or something.
EDIT: it turns out this is a comic of Buck Rogers, which had a TV show in the 70s. The robot here, Twiki, apparently makes an “eeby deeby” noise a lot (usually written out as “bidibidi”). I found a clip of this on youtube here. (thank you to @accumulus​ for this information!)
The current eeby deeby meme originated from this image of a weird elevator display:
So i was like “ok these things are unrelated it’s just that they happen to contain the same nonsense phrase”.
But then I tried to find the original post of the elevator image, so I googled “where the fuck is this thing taking me” and got this tweet from 2018:
This appears to have been its own meme, but I haven’t heard of it before today. Seeing as these photos are identical except for the text display, the eeby deeby image is an edit of the UwU elevator joke.
So I reverse image searched the eeby deeby elevator image: (sidenote: look at what happened when i did:)
And I got some weird results but I found an important result from imgur! Note: as of when I am making this post (Feb 6 2021), the eeby deeby meme only showed up on tumblr like 5 days ago.
 “MetaPathos… that sounds familiar…”:
MetaPathos is, as far as we know, the original poster of the “your dick cold” edit.
Ok that’s cool and all but what the fuck is the eeby deeby meme on tumblr?
Good question! I don’t really know how to find out where the jokes about eeby deeby started because tumblr’s search function sucks eggs, but a reblog of what appears to be the first time eeby deeby elevator was posted on tumblr (Feb 1 2021) that combines “you are going to brazil” and possibly the superhell joke with eeby deeby was posted on Feb 2 2021:
Seeing as the superhell joke is very popular (because it’s funny) and this gif has become associated with it (to the point where I mistakenly thought this was an actual clip from Supernatural), I think this may have contributed to the spread of eeby deeby and the establishment of “eeby deeby” as some sort of place. EDIT: In an earlier version of this post, I said that this was solely related to the superhell meme (due to my aforementioned mistake), but upon Further Research it’s most likely more closely related to “You Are Going To Brazil”. Shoutout to @can-you-maybe-chill’s tags for making me realize this wasn’t in fact the case.
There is also this post, which I recall as being the first time I saw eeby deeby outside of the original elevator post:
SO TL;DR: eeby deeby originated as a meme about robot fucking but then an edited UwU elevator meme made its way onto tumblr and we all lost our minds over A Funny Phrase.
Hi OP this is incredible and as far as my research goes you’re totally correct.
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