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we're not kids anymore.
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@soijusthavetoask
I do enjoy it when fictional characters end up with unintended personality traits because the author didn't look up a word. It turns out the dialogue writer was mistaken about what that particular term means, and now we have to reckon with the fact that the giant robot from outer space is apparently casually homophobic.
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"Adjacent" is one of my favourite qualifiers when discussing porn genres because it simultaneously tells you everything and nothing. Like, what the fuck do you mean it's "vore adjacent"? I have more questions than I did before you said that. Hey. Hey, get the fuck back here.
I always see it get used in one of two ways.
When describing a piece, it typically means that it doesn't actually contain the fetish but it's almost implied, especially by artstyle (for instance, if it's clear from the way the artist draws mouths that they have a lot of vore art, but this piece is just a blowjob)
When describing a fetish or genre writ large, it usually means that the two overlap significantly, such that a person into one is likely into the other, or a work that contains one will very often have the other (for instance, vore and micro/macro)
I think blowjobs where the mouths look like a vore artist drew them aren't a case of genre adjacency so much as they are an indication that the artist correctly understands blowjobs.
I am a simple man. If see any juxtaposition of an exceptionally large air-moving device with the phrase "biggest fan", I laugh.
Me, logging on to work after the long weekend
Two questions in ascending order of importance:
Do any implants or prosthetic devices you had at the time of your death count as part of your skeleton for the purpose of necrourgic reanimation?
If so, does having a penile implant at the time of death mean your skeleton will be able to top?
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If they ever do a second season of the Among Us cartoon they 100% need to riff on how the kill animations in the source material imply that there are multiple unrelated types of impostors and play it up like it's another alien body-snatcher situation, then the actual killer turns out to be, like, a guy with a knife.
The only thing you really need to understand about [common situation] is that it's exactly like [weirdly specific scenario with no analogue in everyday experience which the speaker clearly believes is universal], and that all you need to do is [call to action which makes several peculiar assumptions about the listener's material circumstances].
It's a shame that most domesticated animals are averse to having stuff on their faces, because I should totally be able to put my cat in some sort of freakish tragedian mask and have her wear it about the house. Not all the time, of course – just when I'm expecting certain kinds of company.
I fully understand that this is misguided nostalgia speaking, but I think we lost something when the influence of the Rankin/Bass Hobbit fell out of cultural currency and cartoon dragons stopped having inexplicable Texan accents.
In science it's important to resist the natural human impulse to ascribe telos to inanimate things. The things we study simply are; while their interactions may reliably produce certain outcomes, this does not imply that the production of these outcomes is what those things are "for". So, yes, the ray often causes death, but that doesn't make it a "death ray".
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We sometimes refer to penetrative sex acts by the name of the appendage doing the penetrating – e.g., fingered, fisted, etc. – and of course we have appendage-related euphemisms such as "to dick down", but imagine if this applied more generally. Imagine a world where "I'm going to penis you" is plausible dirty talk.
Casually re-watching Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch From Mercury, with the benefit of prior viewing it's very funny that one of Miorine's first interactions with Suletta is giving her shit about being a backwards hick for being unfamiliar with same-sex marriage when Miorine clearly has way more internalised homophobia to work through than Suletta does.
#extremely real scenario tbqh (via @surumarssi)
No, yeah, "person who clearly thinks of themselves as more sexually enlightened than you but treats any evidence of actual same-gender attraction as proof that you're a freakish slut" is 100% a realistic scenario – I've been there myself (and you probably don't have to guess on which side of the equation!). It's the whatsitcalled, comedy of recognition.
Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated
Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.
I finally draw a comic for the first time and it's Markiplier making out with Ryan Gosling of all things
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You know the more I play Bethesda games the more I realize that they actually do think things through. You just need to dig to find their explanations. It’s not spoon fed to you during the main quest.
This could be seen as good or bad I guess. I don’t know how I feel about it.
But for example in fallout 4 people often criticize the railroad for having such a stupid password and being so easy to find but it makes more sense once you talk to some people and read some terminals because
1. Their old headquarters got attacked so recently that there’s still fresh corpses there and
2. Whenever their headquarters gets compromised they have a habit of falling back on a different safe house as their new headquarters
If you find this out it becomes pretty obvious that the old north church used to be the safe house where they made first contact with new recruits that made the effort to follow their clues of how to find them and they just moved in there and haven’t had the time to change their password and set up a different system for picking up new recruits.
You could argue that this subtle storytelling is fun. You could argue that maybe they should make explanations for things easier to find. Personally I’m of two minds about it because on one hand digging around for lore is fun and I don’t necessarily like being spoon fed everything. On the other hand though it seems like a majority of players haven’t pieced together this very simple explanation so like maybe they could make the answers to the big questions slightly easier to figure out.
Another thing. If you take the time to read the billboards around the commonwealth they refer to the rocket shape of the nuka cola bottles as a new shape.
In previous games nuka cola had a more traditional glass soda bottle shake but in fallout 4 they have a rocket shape.
They didn’t just leave that unexplained. Boston was the test market for a new bottle shape and the nuka girl space themed marketing campaign. They thought this through. They thought a lot of things through. You just really need to pay attention to realize it.
“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.
“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”
She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”
After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”
This guy is terrifying. The cops tracked him down one time and he turned them into a bunch of trees. Even worse was when they sent in the Marine corps and well. It took a long time to clean up the whale carcass.
