I am trying okay

was talking with gwen yesterday and she was like “yeah leonard nimoy’s cool. it’s cool that he’s gay” and i was like “he’s not gay. i also thought he was gay but he was just nice. you’re thinking of patrick stewart” and she was like “he’s not gay you’re thinking of stanley tucci” and i, thinking of steve busciemi, said “FROM SPY KIDS?” anyway just checked and none of these people are gay apparently. thanks for reading 

posts that make people say “stanley tucci IS gay, lol” and then google it and reblog again with “oh, huh. nvm” 

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

very fun to picture from the outside how secunit often just freezes in place mid-rescue, staring into space, not responding to questions, and then twenty seconds later something distant blows up, the lights turn orange, and all the doors open. secunit looks proud of itself and moves on with zero explanation

fell back asleep and had a dream that i was introduced to a businesswoman named "rolex cortado" woke with a start because i was so afraid of forgetting the name rolex cortado. she had a fuckass bob

grace gets the hiccups for the first time and rocky's like. godddddd what now. when does it end.

Thrift flipping furniture is all fine and dandy when youre saving stuff from the garbage but also sometimes im watching these videos like. Okay. So. A poor person couldve had that.

Thrift flipping in general has always reeked of like "woah did you guys know theyre selling stuff for super cheap over here! These poor people dont need this real wood dresser! I should sell it for 800 dollars instead!" Like thanks. I guess ill stick with my 60 dollar walmart dresser that has fabric drawers and plastic handles. Sure. Whatever.

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