Jules of Nature
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KIROKAZE
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Noah Kahan
blake kathryn
we're not kids anymore.
#extradirty
Keni
The Bowery Presents
The Stonewall Inn
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art blog(derogatory)
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
d e v o n
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Love Begins
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@rhube
OK, Tumblr, let's play a game! RT for maximum chaos!
You're in a room. It's dark in here. what do you do?
Go East
Go West
Go South
Go North
Stumble around aimlessly in the dark
Vanilla extract
I discovered you can't edit posts that contain polls or reblog them, which complicates things. I'm pinning this post to my profile as a starting point for the story/game.
[Link to next part.]
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Growing up, older folks would always get confused when I expressed familiarity with media from their childhoods and would act incredulous when I attempted to explain the concept of reruns. They'd be like "How do you, a child of this fallen era, know of Looney Tunes" and I'd be like "Because it has never not been playing on television" and this would seem to be brand new information to them
This is still, inexplicably, happening to me in my 40s, with friends who are only 8 years older than me.
Drives me fucking potty.
'You won't remember-' OF COURSE I FUCKING DO.
Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.
I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.
Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i
They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government
Things that are not awesome.
My hopes for the Clacton by-election in order of importance:
Farage loses - obviously
Count Binface gets enough votes to be refunded the money he had to pay to stand in the election
Count Binface gets more votes than Farage
Farage gets fewer votes than the guy I've never heard of from the "Rejoin EU" party. I don't necessarily want this guy to win, but it would send a strong message to the former UKIP types if Rejoin UK gets more votes than Farage
At least one of three Monster Raving Loony party candidates gets more votes than Farage (I'd love it if all three of them did, but it's a split vote, so that would be tough to achieve)
The guy from the Everyone is God party gets some lessons on how to write concisely and redoes their website so that it's got 50% less waffle so that someone else trying to figure out what their policies actually are has to wade through less nonsense
I am impressed that you actually went to his website.
20,000 League of Gentlemen
Leagues.
20,000 Leagues of Gentlemen.
I wasn't just thinking of one really long (tall? deep?) gentlemen.
Like, 20,000 leagues of these guys.
Imagine.
I was going to make a follow-up joke about the Weather Girls, but I don't think I can imagine anything sexy after that gif.
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20,000 League of Gentlemen
Leagues.
20,000 Leagues of Gentlemen.
I wasn't just thinking of one really long (tall? deep?) gentlemen.
Like, 20,000 leagues of these guys.
Imagine.
20,000 League of Gentlemen
Leagues.
20,000 Leagues of Gentlemen.
I wasn't just thinking of one really long (tall? deep?) gentlemen.
20,000 League of Gentlemen
There’s a petition to ban smart glasses in the uk, if you live in the uk please sign!
The government should immediately ban the sale and promotion of glasses that contain recording capability. The government should explore usi
all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.
People in the notes are saying "You can!" referring just to the hospital visitation part, and sure (depending). But people should have access to ALL of the benefits of marriage without needing to be married.
You should be able to add anyone you want on your health insurance plan.
You should be able to sponsor the visa of anyone you choose to move to your home country.
You should be able to name anyone you choose as the legal-from-birth legal coparent of any child you give birth to.
You should be able to apply for student aid on your own at any age.
And yes, yes, ideally healthcare and college should be free, international migration should be unrestricted, and the entire concept of legal parenthood should be rewritten from the ground up. But right now we're talking about marriage benefits.
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I wish people Did Stuff more often in modern fantasy photography. It feels like 99.99% of the time the models are just standing there looking pretty with their arms slightly raised and maybe holding a sword, which is all well and good individually, but so bland and monotonous when there isn't anything else. I wanna see elves and fairies that have jobs and hobbies and are doing things. Like spinning yarn or weighing seeds to sell to a customer or playing chess or darning socks or baking or gossiping while knitting. I wanna pose as a fairy janitor with a leaf apron, and a mop bucket made of a walnut shell. Also the fairy shopkeeper who's weighing the aforementioned seeds should have sleeve garters.
all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.
this. this guy
I'd like to place the blame squarely with Farage, but it's not just him
Nominations have closed for the pointless, bullshit election Nigel Farage has forced on the people of Clacton, and this is the list of candidates.
You know without reading the entire list that 85, 90% of them don't care about the people they are purporting to be standing for, and that 85, 90% of them know they aren't going to be elected. They just want their 15 minutes of fame and just want to be on that platform come the 13th of August because every TV camera in the UK, every newspaper in the UK will be there to see them and make them famous, for however short a time.
85, 90% of them are utterly contemptible. They aren't doing this because they think they can win, or because they want to be MPs, or because they think they can beat him. They are doing it out of ego and some self-centred delusion.
Count Binface, even Laurence Fox, have a right to be there because they have a desire to win. To get elected and to make an actual point.
Farage is the fuckwhit who started all this and deserves nothing but contempt because he is just trying to escape scrutiny for everything he has done. He is claiming it is him versus the establishment but......... well just look at the list of people he is standing against. If these are the establishment then this country is in far more trouble than I thought.
So between him and the other thirty people, there is a lot of contempt and disgust to go around.
And I cannot believe that, right now, I am holding Laurence Fox in less contempt than Nigel Farage.
Looking real askance at MRL for fielding THREE candidates and trying to split the vote for Count Binface.
But I am happy to hold both Farage and Fox in contempt and not weigh the difference. The rest...? Eh, it's annoying, but the ridiculousness of it does at least add to Farage's shame in pulling this stunt.
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posts with fake songs i can imagine so perfectly it’s like they were real
Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid
Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals
*BANG*
(3 hours later, at Walmart)
(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)
Hmm...
