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misscottontale

Commission for a lovely Twitter user - this was soso fun to do <3

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

wafflebloggies

moon day is 20th July!!!

silly-jellyghoty

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

sashaforthewin

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

kitsuneofthemist

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

inkyrainstorms

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

insert-witty-user-name-here

#i'm sorry mr pope i'll get back to my jacaerys velaryon isekai fic now

awakefor48hours

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

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peanut-jelly

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

fleshst4r

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we're not going to make it

we will make it

it'll take too long to rebuild ourselves

we will make it

but what if we don't wake up in the morning

we will make it

i don't see a future with me in it

we will make it

we'll give up long before then

we will make it

im scared

i love you. we will make it

Voting ended onApr 11

animnightmare

The votes on this post. Oh. A poem in poll form, interactive art, the fact we can see how the other people reading it felt. im. this is really good.

#reblogging from my peace and human rights class #i promise people care #we will make it

sapper-in-the-wire-old

fuckblast

*checks urban legend notes* Victor Hugo was closer to God than any of us?

gayweeddaddy69

idk man I've read Les Miserables, I think it's fair to say that his empathy and compassion for the sex worker is not merely transactional. I don't think there's a contradiction there, and I don't think the prostitutes of Paris were mourning just for their best client. I think he saw worthy and valuable people everywhere, and people felt that.

gayweeddaddy69

also yeah dude fucked like a rat on bath salts

melsglasses

mmmm lavalamp

whetstonefires

One of my favorite things is modern adaptations that leave people with the same careers they had in the original material, because unless you’re a cop or a doctor that practically never happens.

Irene Adler’s an opera singer. We still have those! They don’t have the same subtext exactly, but nothing is going to because we aren’t the Victorians. She could continue to be an opera singer. I have never seen this happen.

Jonathan Harker can still be in real estate. That’s a job people have. A modern story that still involves Dracula contacting his firm to help him purchase property sounds amazing actually.

nudityandnerdery

A modern adaptation of Dracula where you keep seeing Jonathan Harker’s face on bus stop bench ads for his realtor office.

daddygrandpaandthebeaver

#“This client doesn’t seem to exist online; a bit strange. But he’s elderly so it’s not that unusual” -Jonathan about to make a mistake – @capslockdoesntexpressmyjoy

prokopetz

I was about to joke about Quincey Morris still being a cowboy, but then it occurred to me that he’s not actually a cowboy in the source material, is he? He’s the wealthy heir of a Texas ranch-owning family who just acts like an Old West cowboy. If anything, that’s even more plausible today than it was in 1897.

roach-works

let’s see dracula shrug off getting hit with one of these country cosplay motherfuckers

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homunculus-argument

I think "The Hangover" movies would work better as a whole movie genre. The beginning is always the same: group of friends wake up hungover as hell, to start figuring out what the hell happened last night. Turns out a lot happened. As a tradition of the genre, there's always an animal in the house that has no logical reason to be there.

But get this: The same premise every time, but in wildly different times and places. Victorian England, the gentlemen went fuckshit with some nice sherry, wrote some questionable letters, worked together to compose an absolutely idiotic thinkpiece essay and sent it to the local newsprint (the publishing of it must be stopped) and for some reason there's an ostrich.

A troupe of travelling performers in the late Kofun period wake up in the stables of an inn, and the main plot point is the little beast sleeping on someone's chest. None of them have ever seen a cat before, but one knows enough to tell that those are imperial pets, and whoever's fucking cat that is will both be capable and willing to kill whoever stole it. So they'd better fucking return it.

A Tepehuan group of youths find themselves way out of the place that they last remember they had been, for some reason someone's balls have been shaved and painted red, and the strange out of place animal sleeping at their makeshift campsite is some random swedish guy. The spaniards don't seem to know how the fuck he ended up there, either, but they clearly do not have a mutual language with each other.

captainlordauditor

Cannot stop thinking about this here's more I came up with

Ancient Judeans have to sneak into the Roman governor's menagerie to return his giraffe

Actors in Elizabethan London have a night off and wake up with a polar bear cub. The final scene is a performance of The Winter's Tale featuring the polar bear cub used for the "exit pursued by bear" stage direction.

Venetian courtesans trying to figure out whose client is missing a parrot. None of them want to be caught with someone else's parrot, and none of them want to be financially responsible for said parrot. Someone is wearing a gown they got from someone's wife, which also needs to be returned

Ptolemaic scholars realizing they accidentally contributed to the burning of the library of Alexandria

Astronauts from a Starfleet-esque organization trying to get back the spaceship they gambled away. The animal is some kind of alien creature about the size of a cat, and none of them can figure out what it eats.

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The Pitt is baby's first fandom for so many people. Wdym I should hate Langdon, because he was stealing pills and treating patients high? I was 9 years old watching Dr House pop 3 stolen Vicodin with a half bottle of Whiskey and then treating the Black Plague. Who am I to judge?

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gnollbard

Okay, actual question. do you enjoy salad? and by salad I mean a bowl full of greens with some sort of topping. Honest opinion only, please don't answer one way or the other based on what you think you should say.

Yes, I enjoy salad

No, I do not enjoy salad

Voting ended onFeb 23

gnollbard

And please reblog for a larger sample size!

thetiffanylampklausbroke

Cursed 1977 bagginshield

I haven't posted very much recently so here's a brief update:

- my class/work schedule is worse than ever before (6 hour gap between classes on Monday kill me now)

- I'm taking a class about Terry Gilliam (Tuesday evenings. 5 to 7:30 pm. Help.) and I think it might make me crazy (will update)

- did you know there are html catholic encyclopedias that will chronicle every waking moment of random 16th century Spanish archbishops? yeah I had to read one for a class. Where I am role-playing as Juan de Zumárraga. College is weird.

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