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lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

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fleshst4r

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we're not going to make it

we will make it

it'll take too long to rebuild ourselves

we will make it

but what if we don't wake up in the morning

we will make it

i don't see a future with me in it

we will make it

we'll give up long before then

we will make it

im scared

i love you. we will make it

Voting ended onApr 11

animnightmare

The votes on this post. Oh. A poem in poll form, interactive art, the fact we can see how the other people reading it felt. im. this is really good.

#reblogging from my peace and human rights class #i promise people care #we will make it

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fuckblast

*checks urban legend notes* Victor Hugo was closer to God than any of us?

gayweeddaddy69

idk man I've read Les Miserables, I think it's fair to say that his empathy and compassion for the sex worker is not merely transactional. I don't think there's a contradiction there, and I don't think the prostitutes of Paris were mourning just for their best client. I think he saw worthy and valuable people everywhere, and people felt that.

gayweeddaddy69

also yeah dude fucked like a rat on bath salts

melsglasses

mmmm lavalamp

whetstonefires

One of my favorite things is modern adaptations that leave people with the same careers they had in the original material, because unless you’re a cop or a doctor that practically never happens.

Irene Adler’s an opera singer. We still have those! They don’t have the same subtext exactly, but nothing is going to because we aren’t the Victorians. She could continue to be an opera singer. I have never seen this happen.

Jonathan Harker can still be in real estate. That’s a job people have. A modern story that still involves Dracula contacting his firm to help him purchase property sounds amazing actually.

nudityandnerdery

A modern adaptation of Dracula where you keep seeing Jonathan Harker’s face on bus stop bench ads for his realtor office.

daddygrandpaandthebeaver

#“This client doesn’t seem to exist online; a bit strange. But he’s elderly so it’s not that unusual” -Jonathan about to make a mistake – @capslockdoesntexpressmyjoy

prokopetz

I was about to joke about Quincey Morris still being a cowboy, but then it occurred to me that he’s not actually a cowboy in the source material, is he? He’s the wealthy heir of a Texas ranch-owning family who just acts like an Old West cowboy. If anything, that’s even more plausible today than it was in 1897.

roach-works

let’s see dracula shrug off getting hit with one of these country cosplay motherfuckers

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homunculus-argument

I think "The Hangover" movies would work better as a whole movie genre. The beginning is always the same: group of friends wake up hungover as hell, to start figuring out what the hell happened last night. Turns out a lot happened. As a tradition of the genre, there's always an animal in the house that has no logical reason to be there.

But get this: The same premise every time, but in wildly different times and places. Victorian England, the gentlemen went fuckshit with some nice sherry, wrote some questionable letters, worked together to compose an absolutely idiotic thinkpiece essay and sent it to the local newsprint (the publishing of it must be stopped) and for some reason there's an ostrich.

A troupe of travelling performers in the late Kofun period wake up in the stables of an inn, and the main plot point is the little beast sleeping on someone's chest. None of them have ever seen a cat before, but one knows enough to tell that those are imperial pets, and whoever's fucking cat that is will both be capable and willing to kill whoever stole it. So they'd better fucking return it.

A Tepehuan group of youths find themselves way out of the place that they last remember they had been, for some reason someone's balls have been shaved and painted red, and the strange out of place animal sleeping at their makeshift campsite is some random swedish guy. The spaniards don't seem to know how the fuck he ended up there, either, but they clearly do not have a mutual language with each other.

captainlordauditor

Cannot stop thinking about this here's more I came up with

Ancient Judeans have to sneak into the Roman governor's menagerie to return his giraffe

Actors in Elizabethan London have a night off and wake up with a polar bear cub. The final scene is a performance of The Winter's Tale featuring the polar bear cub used for the "exit pursued by bear" stage direction.

Venetian courtesans trying to figure out whose client is missing a parrot. None of them want to be caught with someone else's parrot, and none of them want to be financially responsible for said parrot. Someone is wearing a gown they got from someone's wife, which also needs to be returned

Ptolemaic scholars realizing they accidentally contributed to the burning of the library of Alexandria

Astronauts from a Starfleet-esque organization trying to get back the spaceship they gambled away. The animal is some kind of alien creature about the size of a cat, and none of them can figure out what it eats.

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The Pitt is baby's first fandom for so many people. Wdym I should hate Langdon, because he was stealing pills and treating patients high? I was 9 years old watching Dr House pop 3 stolen Vicodin with a half bottle of Whiskey and then treating the Black Plague. Who am I to judge?

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gnollbard

Okay, actual question. do you enjoy salad? and by salad I mean a bowl full of greens with some sort of topping. Honest opinion only, please don't answer one way or the other based on what you think you should say.

Yes, I enjoy salad

No, I do not enjoy salad

Voting ended onFeb 23

gnollbard

And please reblog for a larger sample size!

thetiffanylampklausbroke

Cursed 1977 bagginshield

I haven't posted very much recently so here's a brief update:

- my class/work schedule is worse than ever before (6 hour gap between classes on Monday kill me now)

- I'm taking a class about Terry Gilliam (Tuesday evenings. 5 to 7:30 pm. Help.) and I think it might make me crazy (will update)

- did you know there are html catholic encyclopedias that will chronicle every waking moment of random 16th century Spanish archbishops? yeah I had to read one for a class. Where I am role-playing as Juan de Zumárraga. College is weird.

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miiilowo

hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people

miiilowo

how are we feelin

dimeadoesnt

ironfoot-72

sociallyawkwardrevolution

When this means nothing to you

#i envy people who aren't one shotted by this

escuerzoresucitado

most-precious-garbage

#i love love LOVE 'where were you when the queen died' posts #because i was actively skipping school #me and my mom and my sibling simlly decided no productivity #and then we got the news while getting fancy hipster breakfast

vittyyluvscookies

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

submissivefeminist

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

chaotichowlite

‘Vagina-owners’

anxiousnerd

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

sexylibrarian1

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

occupyvenus

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

phantoms-lair

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

taysweetbae

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

greedyagain

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

justwritingscibbles

Reblogging because I didn’t know this and it needs to be shared.

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lovely-v

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

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recents

idk i think what is interesting about astarion to me is the fact that you have a guy who started out an asshole (normal type) and then spent two hundred years in a very carefully and specifically crafted (by the writers of the game) Become A Terrible Person Or Die nexus. like it wasn’t just a Torment Nexus, he wasn’t just in hell, i feel like this is very important not to forget, he was in hell but it was specifically a hell designed to, over time, kill the empathy of anyone trapped in it, kill their brain’s ability to prioritize other peoples’ survival, to numb one’s conscience.

and then he gets yanked directly out of that nexus and despite that the fact that he spent, again, two hundred years in a situation that was sort of a rock tumbler for the human soul, there’s still a pebble left in there. and it’s a pebble that can be grown if placed in the right environment and provided with a support network.

so i think it becomes interesting because it really does i think force you to start thinking about the limits of free will even on as basic a level as the human personality. i think the fact that he becomes such a different character based on player choice, that his end morality is so hugely dependent on player choice, is uhhh. a big part of what the devs were going for probably.

it makes a lot of people really uncomfortable to acknowledge some bad people would be good people if literally nothing changed except they had a good support network and different circumstances. especially because it means the opposite is also true. which is even more uncomfortable.

you know that part in the beginning of fellowship of the ring where gandalf is talking about how gollum is ultimately only like that because of the ring and gandalf thinks his story is sad? astarion is kinda like if they sexualized gollum.

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not100bees

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

#pepsi #from the student center panera

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