Bardic Gnollage

kep's favorite hobby is crawling onto your lap so he can breathe really loudly and wetly 1 inch away from your face. it is so so important to him that you let him do this.

okay, like, listen. imagine if animals formed a support group for people who aren't human. and all the resources were like "for creatures with four legs" and the birds went "hey, we don't have four legs? can we be included please?" and the other animals went "oh my GOD stop making things about you. humans have two legs so you can't possibly be oppressed for having two legs." and also no one is even talking about insects or arachnids.

this is the most vivid analogy for the experience of being queer on tumblr that i have ever seen

I think she can sticking to smooth surfaces

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

CHAAAAAARRRRLLLLIIIIIEEEEE

Yeah people complain about the nonsense kids like. But they did the same to us.

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

@earsandtailsarefeet

transfem + transmasc enby :)