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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

dizzyghoast

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

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Like. Look. Listen. I have taught introductory quantum physics at a university level, and I need you all to incorporate this into your trans advocacy: There are situations where you need to make a decision to prioritize being comprehensible to your target audience above being The Most Unassailably Correct.

peppermintquartz

You can try to teach a toddler about germ theory or you can get them to wash their hands because "yucky"

tpwrtrmnky

Teaching a toddler to wash hands because yucky when the Ethics Understander crashes through the roof. "STOP RIGHT THERE," the Ethics Understander shouts at me. "The disgust response is not a legitimate substitute for a considered value judgment, and in fact, weaponizing disgust instead of grounding those judgments in a more rigorous framework is fundamental to reactionary rhetoric!"

The toddler looks at me. "You are a fascist, auntie. I have seen the light and will now go eat chewing gum from the pavement, unless you can educate me on a rigorous framework on the microbiology of pavement chewing gum this very instant."

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berrytart

its actually crazy aneurin barnard was smoking that boreo 3000 ultra acting in this movie like his rent payment was on the line here he was not fucking around he said you are gay and that is fucking final . veneers locked in shirt unbuttoned a russian accent by way of wales that makes you want to say i can see how hard that was for you thank you for trying you can rest now. aneurin barnard REVEALED THE MEANING even as the agents from hell (john crowley) conspired against him to make this movie as dogshit as possible . aneurin barnard we pray that you cast out the sinners and be our safeguard against wickedness (ansel elgort) in your name we humbly pray AMEN

gay--dog

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

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wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating

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i feel like this is more funny

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demilypyro

Why is it strange that I know the name of one random place in a foreign city but not another

hawkatana

Because Times Square is featured in far more media than Shibuya Crossing is.

demilypyro

I didn't even know it was actually called "Shibuya Crossing" I just knew it was a crossing in Shibuya so that's what I called it lol

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mostlyimmortal

Never not thinking about this…

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kuttithevangu

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

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that’s a whole man.

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you can't leave off the photo the sawmill worker took of the kiwi

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can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

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