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bad news: i'm on the run from the entire city of boston because i called it "dunkin' dognuts"

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one of the stranger things i’ve found on youtube is someone who used to make good history videos and now has landed in a place where he filmed himself having a vasectomy. the potential gore is obscured by a hospital gown, but still, why? “what if my pride and joy grows up to be someone’s else’s abuser?” great question. do you mind talking about the spanish civil war instead?
another odd thing about the obsession movie is that the cat just willingly eats a fatal overdose of pills. anyone who has tried to give their pets their vet-endorsed prescription medicine can speak to how not realistic it is for them to gorge on that.
more realistic way to go about this one would have been for bear to buy a house plant that he didn’t realize was poisonous to his cat. a lily or poinsettia, maybe?
i know that the industry appeal of horror is that you can make millions of dollars in profit off a $14 budget, but so many of these movies desperately need a script doctor.
i know the microlooting podcast episode that the nyt produced with hasan piker and jia tolentino came out a while ago at this point. sorry to harp on it again.
tolentino talks about stealing lemons on behalf of someone she calls miss nancy, who i’m assuming is at that point in age where grocery trips are difficult. but if i were in nancy’s position and heard that someone was shoplifting stuff for me, and it was just lemons, i’d take it a bit personally. just lemons? no fancy cheese? no craft beer? nothing from the olive bar. damn, i (i being nancy in this hypothetical) may be old, but i’m not dead.
another odd thing about how people tend to discuss thomas pynchon is how, in his own way, his character naming conventions aren’t dissimilar from the ones used in mass market paperback romance fiction, but you’re in for a terrible time if you point that out to someone who evangelizes on his behalf.

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i’ve never read pynchon, in part because no one has ever described one of his novels to me in a way that it did not sound like a manic episode dumped on page. if given the choice between reading gravity’s rainbow and a slow death by anacondas, i’d lament that i’ve had a good run before picking the snakes. maybe someone out there could change my mind, but given 30 years without that happening, i’m not optimistic.
i remember reading a positive review about one of his books which said something like, “can you believe it?! this man has a working understanding of physics and astronomy, but also knows about animals living in sewers!” and this was played straight. no idea what relationship these things are meant to have as far as improbability is concerned, but i don’t think studying physics pushed enough space out of my brain that i forgot that rodents exist in the world.
i’ve never read pynchon, in part because no one has ever described one of his novels to me in a way that it did not sound like a manic episode dumped on page. if given the choice between reading gravity’s rainbow and a slow death by anacondas, i’d lament that i’ve had a good run before picking the snakes. maybe someone out there could change my mind, but given 30 years without that happening, i’m not optimistic.
something i find interesting is how the term “heel” in reference to someone villainous is exclusively a professional wrestling thing these days. wasn’t always like that – the promotional slogan for citizen kane was, “some called him a hero. others called him a heel.” wonder why/how that happened. no one has much of a problem with using the term “kayfabe” to describe certain elements of politics, so it’s probably not a situation where everything associated with pro wrestling is too dirty to touch.
oh well. just one of those mysteries i guess.
i love posts like this where it’s basically just someone saying “i’m hot! look at me!” but structuring it like a complaint.
no offense but, like, get over yourself.
her point is that she gets into relationships and finds out that her partner expects her to be someone she’s not. i won’t deny that this hurts, but you can get that across without describing yourself as:
fuckable (she knows you can say “fuck” on instagram, right? it’s not tiktok.)
effervescent
politically minded
creative, and with heaps of creativity no less
a fantasy
sexy
doe-eyed
is she pitching a porn? having a stroke? what’s going on with all this?
i love posts like this where it’s basically just someone saying “i’m hot! look at me!” but structuring it like a complaint.
no offense but, like, get over yourself.

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unfortunately the more i see people discuss obsession online, the more i think about the movie and the less i like it. i knew walking out of it that the screenplay had problems, which i was willing to forgive given how effective it managed to be, but it’s kind of a huge mess.
main issue with it being that it’s obviously been edited to death, to the point where you can see earlier story concepts stick through. you get this with the nature of the wish – the demonic possession thing seems like it was added in later, when the earlier version was likely something to the effect of “the wish amplifies dark tendencies that already existed within nicki. bear never picked up on these because their interpersonal relationship lacked the level of intimacy for this to be apparent.” two places where it glares: the scene in the first act where she tells bear that she’s writing a novel that she describes as a “love story”. he says something like “oh, it’s a romance novel?” after which she gets cagey about the details. the other one is when he calls customer support (admittedly a funny scene) and he’s told “just because you chose this for her doesn’t make it any less real.” weirdly enough, the version baker ended up going with gives her less depth.
i also like the scene where he somehow does not realize he’s eating decomposing cat meat until someone else points it out to him.
one of my favorite “the past is a foreign country” type stories is that time the opie and anthony radio shock jock guys were whatever the 2002 version of cancelled was because they did some sam adams sponsored (???) initiative encouraging couples to have sex in public (???????). some people ended up getting arrested for this. the amount of failures of judgment involved in this one is astonishing.
one of the more disappointing realizations i’ve had over the past couple of years is that whatever social commentary that exists in any given horror movie is very blatantly geared towards people in their early 20s or so, and i aged out of that demographic a while ago. i don’t want to write off the genre entirely. robert eggers in particular is trying to do something different and i appreciate him for that. but when you land here, it’s very easy to see why the academy generally does not celebrate this stuff.
average lesbian couple in 2036 i guess
another conversation i overheard while picking up food: “most of my friends are arab because i’m a gemini”

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wife and i are in my hometown on dog watching duty this weekend. i ordered some enchiladas for takeout and went to the restaurant. told that it’d be a few minutes. i’m standing adjacent to the bar as i wait, and hear a guy in either his 50s or 60s call something “bitch energy”. okay..?
i feel like i need to clarify this use case here for everyone to understand how strange this was. it wasn’t “[thihg] has bitch energy”, it was “[thing] is bitch energy”. his conversational partner eventually said “i just want to hang out” in a disappointed tone. learning so much today.
wife and i are in my hometown on dog watching duty this weekend. i ordered some enchiladas for takeout and went to the restaurant. told that it’d be a few minutes. i’m standing adjacent to the bar as i wait, and hear a guy in either his 50s or 60s call something “bitch energy”. okay..?