Glory to Obesity

Tumblr is being stupid and not letting me post my dozen glazed challenge, so here’s a clip from my pool day today instead

(we’ll see if this stays up or it gets flagged)

There are a ton of different things I see said that make me roll my eyes, but here are a few that have stuck with me over the years:

“You should eat so much that you gain five pounds tonight”

Friend. That’s not how bodies work. The amount of weight you can actually gain in one day is different for everyone, but it’s pretty safe to use the rule of thumb: 1lb per day maximum. Weight gain is caused by consistent calorie surpluses, not so much by occasional overindulgence. If you want someone to grow, encourage them every day, not just once in a while when you’re horny.

This one isn’t a specific quote, but eating goals that are unclear or unrealistic. “Mmm, keep eating. Yup. Keep going.” Okay. To what end? “You’re going to eat three extra large pizzas” no, I’m not. “How about 5,000 calories for a light snack?” You’re out of your fucking mind. It sends such a clear message that you have no clue what you’re doing when you interact with feedees like this.

“I want you to eat so much that your belly button goes from an innie to an outie”

Nope. Not even close to a thing that happens. If it does, you probably have a hernia. Or you have some other condition that has caused fluid buildup.

“Wow, you’re almost 300lbs? You’re gonna need a scooter once you get there”

What? I’m less than 25lbs away from 300 and I walked MILES in downtown, hilly Seattle last weekend. There are literally 500lb gainers who are walking (waddling) around with relatively few troubles. Please understand that when a gain happens gradually, mobility is far less impacted than in extremely quick gains. Also, I’m six feet tall. I can seriously pass for an average build in public if I want to. Please work on understanding how weight works on people.

✅ Unhealthy appetite from having your pleasure center ruined by food

✅ Heart palpitations from junk food addiction

✅ Diabetes from sugar addiction

✅ Functionally immobile

✅ Not going to make it to her 30s

✅ Absolutely drowning in her own fat

I’m so full, my tits are nearly bursting out of my bra, they’re so full of milk and they need to me milked..

…but this is all to be expected.

I have a doctor's appointment on Monday and I have gained 40+ heavy, obvious pounds since he last saw me at 380 in February. He didn't speak to me about my weight then but I truly am hoping he will this time. I've hit a weight few people hit and I feel it. Call me sick or fucked up, but I hope he tells me what I want to hear:

- "you won't make it to your mid 30s if you keep this up."

- "you are severely obese and endangering your health."

- "you are extremely heavy for your age."

- "your blood pressure/blood sugar/heart/lungs/kidneys/liver are all messed up because of your eating habits."