whimsically eccentric behavior

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

"it's actually a myth that snapping turtles can bite off your finger." *a few sentences later* "well, to be clear, i mean the species named the snapping turtle. the ALLIGATOR snapping turtle is their relative and there are 3 confirmed cases of them biting off fingers" i see

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

58 seconds to demonstrate EXACTLY why professionalism requires manners.

Nah, there’s definitely some “are you fucking shitting me?” and “have you tried, perchance, using your eyeballs?” in there too.

This is a wizard duel to me.

i always fall for opening the comments section and then go ahhh right i forgot. the concept of nuance and non-universal experiences just doesn't exist to some people

funny how normal human rights don’t have to apply to you if your parents don’t want them to

I was going to say “if you’re a child” but remembered when I turned 18 and realised I was still stuck at home and nothing was going to change if my parents didn’t want it to

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

unhappy side effect of "morally ambiguous" being treated as the pinnacle of writing is that you will often be made to experience what a not so talented writer with big aspirations thinks is morally ambiguous