whimsically eccentric behavior

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me

* (Swishes my big fluffy $$$$-ing tail)

* (Swishes my big fluffy $$$$-ing tail)

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation