whimsically eccentric behavior

nobody talks about despacito anymore. It’s like it never existed

for sale. shoes baby. yuppp the baby is made of shoes. dont want it. it is not right. babies are not supposed to be composed of that

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

thinking about the fertility test in the hippocratic text "on barrenness" where the doctor is supposed to peel a clove of garlic and stick it in the womans pussy to see if he can smell the garlic in her mouth the next day. putting aromatics in my pussy would not have been my first thought as a person struggling to get pregnant in ancient greece but i guess garlic fixes just about anything

if i had a nickel for everyone who has now told me theyve put garlic in their pussy. well i'd have more nickels than i would have expected. thank you for your service

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao