your reluctant optimist

has anyone got that post with the comic atrip alien that says "what channel is the women's wrestling on"

:/

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

I'm literally working outside of work hours rn (taking a lil break) to enter plover data bc these little buggers are so busy rn I spend all of my time in the field

I adore that this got in front of someone who was indeed working plovertime.

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own