stupid canadian wolf bird

ottawa centaurs posted a funny video from practice with the caption “how long can hollanov stay apart from each other?” and it’s a minute long video of ilya and shane following each other around the ice. and people in the comments asked “how long did they manage to stay away from each other?” and the cens account replied with “not even 30 seconds”

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

this is Serious