2nd place winner of most hummus eaten in 2024

LET YOUR AUTOCORRECT TELL US HOW WEIRD YOU ARE: I Wish I Could Turn Into ______ So I Could ________ My _______ Driver

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

140 CHAPTERS?

For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!

She has a youtube channel where she shares recipes and cooking advice!

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

I looked up one of my fandoms on ao3 once and it had 4 fics, I haven’t checked again since I read them

I'm into a piece of media so obscure I am the only person who posts about it online and likely one of three knows it exists. This is not hyperbolic

its crazy that squidward exists

nevermind i just decided its normal actually

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks