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queercomposer

JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

gojinka

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

mangle-the-mang0

See yall at billy con

tried to take shading seriously for once (without ANY research on how it's done i should add cut me some slack i am navigating this blind)

constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated ☝️

#also the pfp of my selfship sideblog!!! check it out! follow me even!!!!#tadc caine #the amazing digital circus caine #caine fanart #caine tadc #caine the amazing digital circus #amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus #shocking to think i've posted more fuckass purple rabbit fanart than my denture prince #had to fix that

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girldraki

#hello? based department??

kiwinatorwaffles

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

#i remember there was a point in time when one of my mutuals would constantly post about transfem shadow the hedgehog #and it permanently altered how i view her as well. you're so right mutual that hedgehog is trans

deadeyedfae

Getting this shit on a flag to take to pride next year.

life-ennder

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

rexuality

i have a story for you, tumblr. last year my coworkers and I were riding in a golf cart at a music festival passing out drinks to people, because the festival had been cancelled that day and everyone was trying to make the best of a bad situation. after some time we spot a guy on the other side of the road dressed as lord farquaad, walking alone. we yell, “LORD FARQUAAD! DO YOU WANT A DRINK??” dude yells an affirmative, walks into the road without looking, gets hit by a fucking car, and goes flying.

I really need you to picture a lord farquaad being dummy yeeted into the air by an incoming vehicle while a golf cart of inebriated, glitter and mud plastered coworkers are full-on horror movie screaming together. before we can even process this, lord farquaad gets up like 🤪 how bout that drink?? completely okay, utterly unphased, red hat and bob wig still locked the fuck in. we check on him several times, all talking over each other, and while he’s calmly and pleasantly assuring us he’s fine, he passes each one of us a tiny jesus figurine. he bestows a “god bless you all” and then resumes his jaunt, drink in hand.

after that we drove in total relieved hysterics, the kinda laughter that only happens when you narrowly avoided catastrophe. and i have NO idea if the driver that hit him even said a word because my entire consciousness in that moment was farquaad, there was only farquaad. I hope that he reads this one day and knows that he is STILL talked about and regarded as some sort of festival cryptid. we are blessed indeed

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redstonedust

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

synth3ticanimal

muttsys-deactivated20260425

i want to share this picture my mom took when she was young with you all. because its fucking awesome

on the back "super puppy 1985" is written

recklessmoss

super puppy 1985!

esthermika

super plushie!!!!!!

discount--dracula

hmmmm what if i made a yume sideblog............

discount--selfships

i love to say "what if i did x" and then not wait for an answer

#look up over there!!! that's me!!!!!! that's me right there!!!!!!!!#throws words at you

hmmmm what if i made a yume sideblog............

#i think it could be fun #throws words at you

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mommahoney

Lying Liars

YES!

gaeliclass

Welsh parliament agrees law to outlaw lying in future Senedd election campaigns.

katiedingo

I had to check this wasn’t The Onion

diamondeyes-deluxe

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

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