2nd place winner of most hummus eaten in 2024

if you were to ask rolfe if he's a friend of dorothy he'd say yes, not because he knows what that means, but because he can't get caught not being aquatinted with someone apparently popular enough for people to be asking about her

my mutual will post “i just blocked one of my mutuals” and i’ll be reading it on my own dash with my own eyes directly from their blog thinking “it was probably me………….😔”

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

This reminds me of Downey being nominated for an Oscar for Tropic Thunder. This is giving ".....did anyone LISTEN to the lyrics?"

Boeing 737-800