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people who flaunt their “gayness” or “trans identity” like its some kind of god given gift genuinely scare me
GOOD
That’s the goal, buddy. It’s how we weed out the people that don’t deserve to be in our lives. If it scares you, then BYE 👋🏽
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so is Victory
LOVE TRIANGLE
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This must be why the Trump administration hates them all
The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.
I’ve never reblogged anything so quick
The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world
Rb for that art doe
Dignity here to join the girl posse.
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
reblogging for the second time
ALWAYS REBLOG
Nemesis, the goddess of retribution
grrrl: a young woman perceived as independent and strong or aggressive, with the grrr representing the sound of an animal growling.
Life imitates art
this is literally the real life version of getting the right answer on a math test by using the wrong function
You’re the problem if you think she’s wrong.
Find him and beat his ass
Big lick energy
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ICONIC
I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.
Yeah.
i always thought kiwis were like the size of the fruit kiwi for some reason
theyre p big
ill be damned
I THOUGHT THEY WERE SMALL TOO???
Jesus fucking christ i thought they were like, softball sized
Sometimes being gay can be really lonely. Not in the sense that you don’t have friends or anything, but you just feel isolated. The movies aren’t made for you. The music on the radio isn’t made for you. Advertisements aren’t made for you. You feel like everyone is in on some joke and you’re laughing with them but you didn’t get it.
Vaccinate your kids folks
I’m not about to get sick and die because you think juniper leaf with organic honey will protect you from Polio
is it bad i assumed juniper leaf was the name of the kid
IM SCREAMING
Some of you were curious about the honey process
Well, I’m here to show you what these wonderful little ladies make, and how us humans collect the extra.
Some Vocabulary:
This is a Langstroth beehive. Those boxes in it are called “Supers”. Supers hold 10 frames each. Frames look like this.
I’m here to teach you about honey extraction from this particular kind of hive, and when you only have like 5 or 6.
The Process:
First, we start with the frame of honey.
Notice anything? The bees have “capped” this honey with beeswax so it can keep for the winter! (or beekeep heheh)
So what you wanna do is cut those bad boys off with ya Hot Knife.
(Or you can just scrape them off with a fork. Or poke holes in them. Dealer’s choice, man.)
Next, you put your uncapped frames in the Crazy Spin Cylinder. (The Extractor)
And YA CRANK IT
And the honey sp i n s
Honey GO
H O N E Y
The frames are spun at such a high speed that the honey is pulled right out!
Next, you open the spigot at the bottom, run it through a strainer…
Pour it in a jar…
and VOILA!
Beautiful Bee Nectar that you got yaself! This has been a PSA
This is my favorite episode of How It’s Made.
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fucked up how cooking and baking from scratch is viewed as a luxury…..like baking a loaf of bread or whatever is seen as something that only people with money/time can do. I’m not sure why capitalism decided to sell us the idea that we can’t make our own damn food bc it’s a special expensive thing that’s exclusive to wealthy retirees but it’s stupid as hell and it makes me angry
bread takes like max 4 ingredients counting water and sure it takes a couple hours but 80% of that is just waiting around while it does the thing and you can do other things while it’s rising/baking plus im not gonna say baking cured my depression bc it didn’t but man is it hard to feel down when you’re eating slices of fresh bread you just made yourself. feels like everything’s gonna be a little more ok than you thought. it’s good.
bread is amazing and it’s also been sold to us as something really hard to make? Every time I tell someone I made a loaf of bread I get reactions like “you made it yourself???” and “do you have a bread machine then?” I haven’t touched a bread machine in probably 10 years. You CAN make your own bread, folks, and it’s actually pretty cheap to do so. I believe the most expensive thing I needed for it was the jar of yeast. It was about $6 at the grocery store and lasted me MONTHS (just keep it in the fridge.) The packets are even cheaper. destroy capitalism. bake your own bread.
You can also make your own yeast by making a sourdough starter, so that cuts cost even more.
But you have to feed the starter daily/weekly and that means it grows quickly, but there are tons of recipes online for what to do with your excess starter. Cookies, pretzels, crackers, pancakes, waffles, you name it!!
Here’s a link to The Home Baking Association’s site. It has recipes and tips.
Make it even easier - “No-Knead Bread”. All YOU do is mix the ingredients together and wait until it’s time to heat the oven. The yeast does all the rest.
Here’s @dduane’s first take on it and the finished product. We’ve made even more photogenic batches since.
Kneading is easy as well; either let your machine do it, or if you don’t want to or don’t have one, get hands-on. It’s like mixing two colours of Plasticine to make a third. Flatten, stretch, fold, half-turn, repeat - it takes about 10 minutes - until the gloopy conglomeration of flour, yeast, salt and water that clings to your hands at the beginning, becomes a compact ball that doesn’t stick to things and feels silky-smooth.
Here’s what before and after look like.
My Mum used to say that if you were feeling out of sorts with someone, it was good to make bread because you could transfer your annoyance into kneading the dough REALLY WELL, and both you and the bread would be better for it.
Then you put it into a bowl, cover it with cling-film and let it rise until it doubles in size, turn it out and “knock it back” (more kneading, until it’s getting back to the size it started, this means there won’t be huge “is something living in here?” holes in the bread), put it into your loaf-tin or whatever - we’ve used a regular oblong tin, a rectangular Pullman tin with a lid, a small glass casserole, an earthenware chicken roaster…
You can even use a clean terracotta flowerpot.
Let the dough rise again until it’s high enough to look like an unbaked but otherwise real loaf, then pop it in the preheated oven. On average we give ours 180°C / 355°F for 45-50 minutes. YM (and oven) MV.
Here’s some of our bread…
Here’s our default bread recipe - it takes about 3-4 hours from flour jar to cutting board depending on climate (warmer is faster) most of which is rise time and baking; hands-on mixing, kneading and knocking-back is about 20 minutes, tops, and less if using a mixer.
Here ( or indeed any of the other pics) is the finished product. This one was given an egg-wash to make it look glossy and keep the poppy-seeds in place; mostly we don’t bother with that or the slash down the middle, but all the extras were intentional as a “ready for my close-up” glamour shot.
I think any shop would be happy to have something this good-looking on their shelf. We’re happy to have it on our table.
Even if your first attempts don’t work out quite as well as you hope, you can always make something like this…
can we have more posts like this in future please? this is really useful and could help those who are struggling
…it’s not hard?………shit….I always thought it was
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heY ace folks don’t listen to anyone who acts like your sheer existence is “discourse.” it’s your life and I’m proud of you for living it truthfully and honestly and well. nobody else gets a say in that.
Why I love my Black Cat, Olivia
1. She was extremely adorable as a little kitten
and even more so when she grew up!
She is also so photogenic despise being a black kitty. It’s like having a mini black panther in your house.
She also loves to get up high and I mean UP HIGH.
and she is so precious when she is curled up in the sunlight
She also loves to go under covers
like really likes under the covers (that bump is her)
She also loves pizza boxes. or actually any box
and purses…
like literally anything that is out of place
She also gets along well with my doggies
(and she gets along with my turtle lmao xD)
She also loves to keep me warm by being on me, and a lot of times she actually sleeps on me <3 (excuse my face this was taken through my computer)
she also loves to bring me little babies to me <33333.
So yeah I love my darling precious Olivia the best cat ever <333.
action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him
none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty
Someone make a movie please.
Just send me 25% of the funding up front and the rest when I deliver the completed movie. I’ve got a kickstarter and
They were sniped halfway through that sentence
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People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?
People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK
you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.
too cold? put on another layer!
too hot? change into thinner clothes!
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠
The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell
THE TRUTH COMES OUT.
Avoidance techniques for the cold:
-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito
Avoidance techniques for heat:
-die, I guess.
FUCK. HEAT.
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
The soles of your feet can never grow hair
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB…
SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS
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