What even is any of this?

so they said that it turns out that if you centrifuge ricotta cheese at something like 20,000 RPM for a few minutes, you end up with a solid substance that's delicious but so rich that it feels like it solidifies your arteries instantly. they were working on incorporating it into pastry fillings

My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

imagine your brain and eyes have only just developed enough to be able to recognize faces and your parents put you in the Uncanny Face Room

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

thats a common interest we've

Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

i wish swimming was something you could do alone in your bedroom.

I need to see this guy paint a tunnel on the side of a rock wall.