Identical Twin Half Brother

A movie about

Mae Jemison

Starring

Samira Wiley

Candee Fluff is a horrible brand of cotton candy, I used to feed it to my clowns and they would just throw it back up. The sugar is all unprocessed, when clowns need highly refined white sugar, just because it’s cheaper. Which is something they don’t list on the packaging to fool clown owners. Ideally you should only feed your clown freshly whipped cotton candy. Large mixers may be expensive but a simple childrens make-your-own candy floss machine will suffice if your budget is tight.

Clowns shouldn’t be confined to a car. (Especially a childrens car..?) Clowns are curious creatures that need to jump, tumble, honk and play to be healthy. Keeping them locked in a car 24/7 as a toy for your kids will stress them out in much the same way as a hamster in a ball. Clowns do enjoy having access to a clown car, especially in groups, but their car should provide 1 square foot per clown and their enjoyment comes primarily from exiting the vehicle in large numbers. Keeping them locked inside can reduce their lifespan by up to 10 years. A small human-sized compact car may be suitable for larger groups of clowns.

I’m cringing at that rainbow collection of “my mommy got me a cute clown” balloon sticks. These are creatures that need to run around with helium balloons. They need to bounce and float away when released. Air-filled balloons on sticks are not a suitable replacement. This is the proper set up for a clown or more modern jesters.

Clowns get stressed from any foot confinement under size 16. Clown shoes are the worst item for being sold to kids as “accessories” in human foot sizes. When kept like that the clown will die a horribly stressed life within a year when they can live for 60 or more. They need colourful shoes or boots with plenty of toe-space and loud squeakers. Clowns are so intelligent that they actually play with you, and they need podiatric stimulation to live healthy. These are proper clown shoes.

Never change the natural markings of a clown. This should go without saying, but I see people buying halloween store ‘clown makeup’ and attempting to alter their clown’s faces. Clowns use their facial markings to identify one another, and altering it may cause stress, and even endager the clown if you keep several in the same tent.

All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.

It’s legal to speak.

It’s legal to give someone money.

Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one who committed the murder.

So why is it illegal to hire a hit man?

Could it be because inciting violence is not protected under free speech?

The president of the opposition controlled National Assembly Juan Guaidó has appointed himself as “president in charge” at a street rally. He was immediately recognised as “legitimate president” of Venezuela by Trump, Bolsonaro, Canada, Colombia and the Organisation of American States. The US has threatened president Maduro, instructed him to resign and called on the Army to intervene to force him. This is an ongoing coup attempt. President Maduro has broken diplomatic and political relations with the US and given their diplomatic staff 72h to leave the country. We say HANDS OFF VENEZUELA! The Venezuelan people should chose their own president, not the White House.

Basic facts:

President Maduro was elected by a big majority in a presidential election in May 2018. A section of the opposition participated, another boycotted. Even so, as percentage of the total electorate, Maduro got a bigger share of the vote (30%) than Trump (25%).

The National Assembly is in contempt of court since 2016 when it appointed 3 MPs from Amazonas whose election was nullified because of election fraud

Guaidó has invoked article 233 of the Constitution to appoint himself. The article talks about a “permanent absence of the president”, which is clearly not the case, but even if it were, the vice-president would take over, not the president of the National Assembly. Guaidó’s move has no legal basis whatsoever.

Prepare to mobilise against the coup. Move resolutions in your trade union and political parties. Put pressure on your governments not to back this Trump - Bolsonaro coup. Share this information widely.

-Juan Guaidó didn’t appoint himself. The Constitution and the people in an open council did.

-The US has not threatened Nicolás Maduro. The US didn’t instruct him to resign either given that he is no longer recognized as the legitimate president of Venezuela. The army was never asked to intervene, however, Diosdado Cabello, president of the ILLEGITIMATE Constituent Assembly (the government’s parallel congress) claimed in live television that gas and electricity could be cut in the sectors where The US diplomats are in, indicating that they do manipulate the public services for their own good. There is no ongoing attempt given that 1. The process was constitutional and 2. In order to make an attempt you need a State, which didn’t exist from January 10th until yesterday when Guaidó was sworn president. However, any action that Maduro and his people take against Guaidó is, in fact, a coup. Exactly like Chavez did back in 1992.

-Maduro, FORMER President of Venezuela, broke relationships, The Republic of Venezuela didn’t.

-We, the people of Venezuela, chose our interim President, no other country did.

Basic Facts:

-The elections of May 2018 were unconstitutional given that the National Assembly didn’t call for them, also a huge part of the opposition was ineligible to participate which made them almost completely homogeneus. From the 17 spots in the electoral card, Maduro took 10 spots. According to records, he participation was of 46%, however, this data was suministrated by Maduro’s people so no one knows for sure the real amount of participation.

-The Legitimate Supreme Court recognized the three diputees of Amazonas, which give the opposition the qualified majority of the seats.

-There was a permanent absence of the president since Maduro was NOT recognized on January 10th. Also, the last part of the Article 233 says: “While a new president is chosen and takes possession, the president of the National Assembly will be in charge of the presidency of the Republic.”

The people DID choose yesterday, dont talk about us like yesterday wasnt the biggest protest seen in the american continent in decades and like u know any venezuelans, good luck caring more about an ideology from a racist dude more than actual people who are fighting for freedom from a regime who has destroyed us

But I will add, on the case of the three congressmen from Amazonas:

a) When the opposition won the congressional elections, this happened: Since the new assembly would take control on January after the elections, Chavismo, seeing themselves out of power in the legislative branch, held a congressional session outside of regular sessions since they were already on December 2014 holidays, and appointed all new supreme court justices, all of which were loyal to the party. [1] [2] 

Some of which had literally ran for congress on the elections a month prior– for the government party.

b) One of which fled the country and admitted his decisions were following party guidelines. Notably he also did it to escape sexual harassment accusations but, to be fair, nobody is surprised a Chavista supreme court justice installed by cronyism is a sexual predator. Then again, nobody is surprised a chavista is a sexual predator since that is commonplace in the government. Remember Nelson Merentes?

c) The supreme court didn’t decide that the congressmen were fraudulently elected. An investigation was started… and no decision was reached. Because the point wasn’t to ever reach a decision, it was to keep them in a legal void so they couldn’t take office– to prevent the opposition from having a supermajority in the assembly. Again, look up what former justice and disgusting groper Zerpa confessed. So much that the case file was simply archived on 2017.

Venezuela in convulsion

The past January 10th, Nicolas Maduro swore that he will serve as president for 7 more years, after elections that, according to critics, violated the electoral law of the country and international standards. Many governments and global organizations discounted its legitimacy. 

Venezuela has suffered for years in a severe political, social, and economic crisis. Taking advantage of the anniversary of a historic strike, today hundreds of thousands of Venezuelans took to the streets to protest.

The National Assemble of Venezuela did not recognize the new mandate of Maduro. The leader, Juan Guaido, has sworn himself as “Interim President”. As of today*, the USA, Canada, Brazil, Guatemala, Paraguay, Colombia, Chile, Argentina, Peru, Ecuador, and Costa Rica have recognized this government.