what does the fox say?

Betty: I'm sorry, Kimmy! We were trying to be quiet so I didn't tell you because I thought it would disturb you! I didn't mean to wake him up! Of course that's NOT what it's going to be like after the baby is born! I'd be home WITH you most of the time and would never go out without you too unless we specifically had something planned for you to go out without me on another occasion!

Betty: No? I really don’t? The dishes are all done and I’ve cleaned the bathroom and the refrigerator?

Betty: About what, bestie!?

I’ve never actually met a normie but if their TV shows are anything to go off of, they seem like really cool and cute people! 

Oh my gosh, all of my fantasies have gotten weird and sexual ever since getting pregnant. I blame the hormones! At the moment, I wouldn't mind a little bit of worship? Like the idea of laying back while someone presses little kisses literally everywhere and tells me how beautiful I am before just going to town on me is everything right now.

Hiiiiii, I’m a she/her and I’m queer! Beyond that label, I’m not sure, but I feel really good about that word and love it for me.

It’s pretty cool, actually! We can live for a very long time and transform to fox or back at will, which is very convenient, because I don’t know what turning fox and back would do to the baby I’m carrying. I do have to eat liver and other organs pretty regularly but it’s how my life has always been so I don’t think too hard about it. Oh, and we can obtain knowledge through kisses! That one’s kind of weird but I like it! It’s like every new person I meet and like enough to kiss teaches me something new.

It’s an unorthodox one, I’ll admit, but I don’t mind it at all! @faelixspritely has been a really nice guy throughout knowing him and even though we stopped hooking up once he realized I was pregnant and he only wants to be a part of the pregnancy and not necessarily the parenting, I still think he’s a great guy and I’m glad he’s interested in being around in one way or another! For a minute when I realized I was pregnant, I was kind of hoping that our little situationship would get serious and we could do this whole thing together, but now I’m kind of glad that that’s not how it went. I like Faelix just fine but I can’t imagine co-parenting with him, not really. Still, he can be involved as much as he wants to and that’ll always be true.

I am, yes, thanks! Or at least, I’m not straight. I don’t know, I don’t really have a label for myself per se. I just know that I love the heart, not the parts.

Is it bad to say I wish I could unlearn everything I know about parenting from this point forward? I love my parents, don’t get me wrong, and I think they did an amazing job raising me. I’d just love to be more of a blank slate going forward with the little baby, you know?

Fun question! I’m actually a Buddhist so I won’t have godparents for my baby. It’s more like she’ll have an extended family with @bettybeepboops as an extra strong and smart and cool second mommy, @theclaymann as a weird uncle type, and @faelixspritely as, well, whatever he wants to be, really.

Aww, thank you for asking! I like the idea of unisex baby names because then no matter what my child decides they are later on, they might want to keep the name I gifted them, and I also like names that mean something, if that makes sense? So a few names that work with both of those thingys are Sunny, Ember, Ray, Crimson, Kit, or Hearth.

Adora: Kinda? Like if pregnant people aren’t supposed to operate heavy machinery or ride rollercoasters, I think carrying a big heavy golem man is worse? Wonder woman is dope and you have like theee perfect hair for her! I just looked up maternity Wonder Woman costumes and they’re so cute! You absolutely should do that for halloween!

Betty: You’re not taking advantage of me and I don’t think you’re at all useless, I promise! You’re my bestiest friend going through a time where you specifically need a lot of support and I’m excited to give it to you, so I would actually feel more valued as a dear friend if you would just let me help in peace! I’ll start making the cookies rn 😊 I could stroke your head while you’re sleeping since I hear that’s incredibly restful or I could cuddle with you! Well that’s no good. Have you tried using toys to help you out with that instead? Technology is always much more effective and you wouldn’t end up with sore fingers and sore lady parts because it more than likely wouldn’t take nearly as long to get you off.