Shadow The Hedgehog Is A Bitch Ass Motherfucker

Ok I looked this up and the discription is half true but not in the way you would think. The fossil is a real example of a Stupendemys geographicus, a pre historical turtle species that could grow to the size size of a small car. The man however is misidentified. "Carlos" is actually Dr. Rodolfo Sánchez, Director of the Paleontological Institute and Museum at the University of Zurich in Sweden, who was the team leader of the paleontologists that found the fossil.

would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

I took my nephew and niece to their first event when they were… five and seven? They each picked out a heavy and a rapier fighter to cheer on (we made favors for them to give as part of the Plan to Keep Little Kids Entertained™). They interpreted this to mean that they were to LOOK AFTER these fighters and spent the remainder of the day taking them water and sharing goldfish crackers with them.

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

"my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon" awful. 10/10