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I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

A elf named Thimble died on site in an accident last week buuuut he’s back 2day and btw his eyes are red and I saw him crying black tears sooooo. Yeah

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

did anyone see the tom and jerry bra