time is dead kids

transmigration story where instead of going to a story you’re a fan/anti-fan of you go to a universe you’re only familiar with via dashboard osmosis

Stephen King’s Fujo

People in stories who get a dramatic phone call always hop in their cars and go “I’m two hours away. I’ll be there in one hour.” and then they are. It’s always half the time. It’s never, “I’m two hours away. I’ll be there in an hour and fifty minutes.” And sometimes it not even life or death! Love interest will be like, “what are we?” and suddenly some subaru is going 150 mph up the median on I-5. Everyone’s gonna fuckin throw tomatoes at me and hiss for my brave, controversial take, but I don’t think you should tokyo drift thru a school zone just so you can eat pussy sixty minutes ahead of schedule.

a widow is one of the sexiest things a depressed embittered nobelwoman can be why can’t ista dy chalion take a secret gay lover

ista dy chalion should be allowed to live vicariously through a woman half her age and also fuck her.

i do think paladin of souls has potential for age gap yuri. i don’t think it will happen. but i think ista dy chalion and Lis, her courier turned combination groom-handmaiden should have a passionate love affair.

embittered middle aged noblewoman who has had most of her adult life stolen from her by her dead husband and status and family and the gods x bright young courier who left her family to do a hard job on the margins of society so she could enjoy her freedom and also she just really fucking loves riding horses. envy over a life you never knew was possible, and wish you could have had, joy to see someone live so free and be so open and kind to you. a revelation that a better life is out there. they should really fuck. they won’t. but i wish they would.

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

been really enjoying paladin of souls by lois mcmaster bujold. good book for people who liked reading catelyn chapters of asoiaf (take this with a grain of salt i havent read asoiaf in 10 years).

i also quite enjoyed curse of chalion. but curse of chalion wasn't about a 40 year old woman who is so so angry and spent many years of her life being treated as an insane invalid and every time she has a divine experience she's like FUCK OFF LEAVE ME ALONE I HOPE YOU EXPLODE. and she's even horny. i love her forever