Jar Father who Garf in Heaven

I used to get kind of annoyed at the amount of like trans/nonbinary headcanons would post (not for any real reason I just saw it too much I guess) but I shit you not I just caught myself thinking "Squidward was kind of serving they/them realness" at work. Why was I thinking about that.

I want to get a turtleneck sweater do I LOOK LIKE I am in the BUSINESS of giving a FUCK. And ☝️I should get some gay little shorts to go with it

So apparently despite the fact that I have already paid for my insurance I will have to wait until July 1st to get my coverage AND I'll have to pay them again! This is so awesome! It's going to be so awesome to be without my ADHD and pain meds for two weeks!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M GOING TO FUCKING EAT PEOPLE I'M GOING TO SINK MY TEETH INTO YOUR BLOATED ROTTING CARCASSES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

FOLKS I have been off of my adhd meds (because of insurance reasons it'll be fixed soon) and I am griPPED with the need to wear a big spinny skirt. Perhaps a small skirt but idk about that because I don't really like shorts I don't like having my legs exposed to Unauthorized Stimuli. Unsure if any of this is related

Still thinking about those DAMN Amongusses and my take away from the show is that it's awesome to be nonbinary and have a fat ass.

I'm saying yuckyburger. I'm saying buh. I'm saying weh. Yep I've got Vocabularyyy

When I get to pizza work on Wednesday I am MAKING the Among Us Pizza Crew Pizza WITH the flakey salt HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE

Brian David Gilbert I am hurting you for sport

also the abbreviation of among us show is ass (if you don't think about it too hard)