Jar Father who Garf in Heaven

When I get to pizza work on Wednesday I am MAKING the Among Us Pizza Crew Pizza WITH the flakey salt HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE

Brian David Gilbert I am hurting you for sport

also the abbreviation of among us show is ass (if you don't think about it too hard)

Currently watching the Amongst Us show first ep was pretty good

I am the white vans of the Daniels you couldn't damn

Was at a queer thrift store today and while my friend was trying on clothes I think the cashier noticed me looking a little too long at the collars but didn't say anything

It's so good that I can make up a kind of annoying guy and then discuss with friends how best to psychologically torture them. Yeah here's a guy who is so mortally terrified of being in debt/being poor that they're willing to run acquisitions for The Magnus Institute. What if they had to choose between fucking up a job and not getting paid or finishing the job and getting a coworker killed. What if they were also an annoying grindest dickhead.

I'm usually at work right now but for whatever reason they didn't schedule me so I tried taking a nap cause y'know, tired. Instead what I got was a super vivid stress dream where I hopped on a bus that left me stranded in the middle of nowhere, no phone data, I had to be at work in an hour, no one would scratch my head, and all I had to eat was plain bread. yay.

Zestburster for pride month is this anythjg