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Here's Aziraphale in disguise:

And here's a backstage shot of the Gentlemen in 1941 suits:

A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people.

At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.

Before he faces his sentence, he’s offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him.

The next day, he’s led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.

There’s never been a failure before. But because you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.

Within a week’s time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one.

He doesn’t care that he can’t drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people.

Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.

His last meal request is a single banana. When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. He goes free again.

The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashing it.

His trial is speedy, because this has already happened twice, and he is sentenced to death.

They ask him what he’d like for his last meal. “A single banana,” he says.

“Oh, no you don’t, you son of a bitch. We’re on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and you’re not escaping this time!”

The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.

The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.

“Did you give him the banana?” demands the head guard.

“No, sir! He asked for the banana but we didn’t give it to him, we swear!” says one of the guards.

Bespoke 9 course meal meant to be enjoyed by @tothechaos

Foreword:

As tasked by the prolific Gordan Ramsey, this 9 Course endeavour will feature the post in its entirety segmented into 9 delightfully ornate, unreasonably complex yet delectably unparalleled dishes. In the following, we'll see how to prepare each of these dishes.

Course One

Dish name: 10k notes of Hubris

10k Notes of Hubris is a simple risotto with saffron infusion and forest mushrooms, topped with shavings of the top 9th piece of this post, printed in full colour, regular stock. Due to the nature of a 9 course setting, it is wise to start with a simpler dish.

Ingredients (serves four people):

1 teaspoon of saffron

300g carnaroli rice

50g extra virgin olive oil

20g butter

5g shallots

1l vegetable broth

parsley (to taste)

100g porcini mushrooms

80g portobello mushrooms

100g brown mushrooms

5g truffle oil

5g lemon peel and lemon juice

30g parmesan cheese

thyme (a dash)

5g garlic

A pinch of salt and pepper

The first 9th of this post, printed in full colour with regular stock.

Method:

In a saucepan, pour the oil and the chopped shallot(s), then add the rice and saffron and toast

Pour the broth a little at a time and cook slowly. Allow to cook before adding salt and black pepper. Stir in butter, grated parmesan cheese, chopped parsley, truffle oil, lemon juice and peel.

In a separate saucepan, cook the mushrooms with oil, garlic, thyme, salt and black pepper.

Presentation:

At the base of the dish pour the risotto, complete with forest mushrooms and basil leaves. Shave the printed top 9th of the post and sprinkle on top. Drizzle a dash of olive oil before serving.

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(human) Vox and Silas Birchtree

drew this in my maths class so sorry it's not particularly good lol

also I believe in Vox not being a twink but also exaggerated that even more to make him look more alive than Silas

my Silas design took inspiration from @antonymziie (lmk if you don't want tags :3)

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

Tumblr is more likely to ban them than do anything helpful.

This is not the first post I’ve see that says this.

It doesn’t work anymore.

Please. Please. Please. Don’t report.

And the reblog bait honestly is sickening. People with moral OCD exist. PLEASE STOP. You guilt people into feeling evil for not reblogging something.

i am gonna show yall a few ss of people who commented in 2021

how would anyone on tumblr think that Tumblr is gonna help them? its best if you go to their inbox or messages and text them. do it yourself.

if you care about them do it yourself. check for facts before trusting something blindly. if you cannot comfort them or are shy and things, leave the post. if you cant look at those, scroll. and as in one ss, block that tag

please do not do this. you could be making them more suicidal. please dont.

@homosexuality-offical yo please spread this post. this is important.

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THIS

your progress still counts

even if it’s only visible to you

Pink Maggie

Magenta Gerson

Pink Baljeet

. Pink Katherine

This far I’ve only encountered first hand, within my own posts:

Green Finn

Blue Jake

Yellow Jermaine (Even though he’s already yellow?)

Peach Fern (unsettling [sorry fern you’re still my favorite though])

I need to see if there are more. I refuse to hunt for them though, that’s a wild goose chase. I’m gonna see how may I can attract to MY blog. They’ll come to ME. I must observe them for science.

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I want a girl to kiss me