mothmanic jester of the bingle table

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

cursed image

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

made it with an hour to spare

I can’t believe I share a birthday with this image.

[I.D. Photo of chicken noodle soup being warmed up on a stove, inside a hollowed out watermelon rind. A ladle rests in the soup melon, leaned on the edge. The picture is dated 6/30/2013. End I.D.]

This post has soup in it!! Very good.

im so sorry i never participated in the reblog game you tagged me in i love you very much im just so tired

i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation

as someone on the asexual spectrum, this shift in language genuinely made me feel more comfortable and happy in fandom spaces. i've never once wanted to lick a man's abs. i HAVE wanted to chain a man to my radiator. and that's beautiful.

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

Tasty obelisk fries..

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

“It’s digestible”

I have learned a new thing today.

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

armenian dilf in toy story 5 was not on my 2026 bingo card but ill take it

I’ve only tried Hawaiian pizza once (today btw) and I’m its most diehard defender

not even my favourite flavour but i would go to war and die for hawaiian pizza those who refuse to even try it on accounts that “pineapple on pizza is weird” lack whimsy in their hearts

Official graveyard post

Lebanon’s new deal with Israel is the most blatant example of the way the Lebanese people have been failed in some way by every single institution and government, including their own. The Lebanese government is completely complicit in the deaths of over four thousand civilians. Over four thousand regular people dead that could just as well have been you or your family. Support the people of Lebanon, not the institutions hurting them.