THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

if i get 5000 upvotes i will make this monstrous dish

it is not the fault of the tsar, it is his bad burgyars

Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing

if you approach it with an open mind, almost anything (work meetings; decluttering your basement; emails you’re being a big baby about for no reason) can be a type of predicament bondage and thus fun and sexy.

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

feel like im the only person in the world that doesn't want garak to end up being an ambassador or castellean. let him have like a whimsical little tailor shop on cardassia or maybe a job as a low level public servant. bro has done ENOUGH. it's time for him to have a painfully normal happy life with julian and their babies. he deserves to just be content

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

*presses a button and everything stays the same except now stranger things ended after one season in 2016 and is remembered fondly as a great miniseries and nothing more*