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her swift maneuver, for context

the clanging of his armored ass cheeks brought down the walls of many a castle

Mexico has rewritten its constitution to guarantee every worker in the country a shorter working week, a legal right to switch off from work after hours, and a guarantee that no employer can cut their pay in response, enacting in a single legislative package a set of labor rights that workers in wealthier countries have spent decades campaigning for without success.

what i feel like when i reply to someone’s post

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

i think i saw a movie like this once

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

from me, to you, love kc

thanks dad

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel