Raphael Ross

Every day I wake up and I try to figure out what I did wrong. You know, the big thing I did wrong that everyone knows about but me? which I have yet to figure out what it is, but hey, there’s always tomorrow!

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HOLY SHIT???!!!!!!!

this could not hit harder if it tried

The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.

Golf courses in California are an abomination which is why the sport was in fact invented in Scotland.

I always thought that golf as a sport should be adapted to the local native landscape. I think this will encourage regional pride when local golfers completely trounce visitors at Swamp Golf, Desert Golf, Forest Golf, etc. Rich tourists will be pressured to travel extensively to experience all forms of golf, instead of staying in their backyard country club golf courses. Internet discourse will probably somehow get worse but I think this is a small price to pay.

@babsbabbles

diet culture has ruined salad because people will look at your massive bowl of extremely fresh refrigerated vegetables and say 'oh you're being Good and Abstinent' which is completely ignoring the fact that a fresh crispy salad is D E C A D E N T. do you know how long a cucumber lasts in my fridge without going soft? Not Goddamn Long Enough. I love salad. Give me the salad. Stop being weird about the salad.

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

500 MILES?!?!?!

this has to be the tenth version ive seen of this type of thing. people circulating a fake tweet or facebook post with a mugshot of an attractive, AI generated woman and an outlandish headline about her arrest for an unbelievable crime usually involving alcohol and it does numbers every time. so interesting that it's become a genre

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

shelley gets a lotta fuckin cred for ozymandias despite only writing like one and a half lines and then just straight up quoting that traveller from an antique land he met for the rest of the poem

great news guys I just started a rebellion 👍 thanks for all the support, wish me luck defeating xiang yu!

new dynasty new me 😎

GUESS WHOSE GOLDEN AAAAAAGE

STOP REBLOGGING THIS SEDITIOUS POST YOU TRAITOROUS TRAITORS!!!!! THIS IS AN ORDER!!!!!

if this gets to 3k i'll bribe an itinerant scholar into writing anonymous slash fic

NO THE FUCK YOU WILL NOT!!!!!!

4K and liu bang tops

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wooo ya boy's getting paid tonight!!!!

what do you mean by this, social media intern? his royal highness has made it clear this is an unpaid position.

;O_O i mean i have grown rich in patriotism and legal knowledge under bixia's most illustrious tutelage.

ok, yay! guards, you can take the horses back to the stables.

we are 60 notes away from paying qsh’s poor intern uh an anonymous scholar!

;;;OuO hiii peasants, this is bixia’s daily cease and desist edict. please stop liking and reblogging this. those who fail to obey will face dire and painful consequences ect ect