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#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

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"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)
#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

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I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck
Many years ago I made a post on my blog where I said I basil was my second least-favorite herb and I want to publicly atone for this crime against good taste. Basil is awesome.
same animal btw
*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

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I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
i love having a corporeal form. i love eating warm food on cold days. i love taking hot showers. i love sleeping on clean sheets. i delight in earthly decadence. i wake up and eat warm bread slathered in butter. i own multiple pairs of soft fuzzy socks. this body is so comfy and i'm not returning it any time soon
Babe it's decomposing
and yet i am NOT DONE USING IT
Nearly pissed myself laughing earlier when I saw this absolute Looney Tunes truck attempting to transport an oversized mattress down the road with only a couple tiny bungee cords holding on for dear life, while it ballooned out behind the truck like a drag racing parachute:
Numa Numa guy (2004)
This has to be one of the first viral videos right

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How is AI challenging your own experiences as an artist? I heard that in today's era it is important to get advanced in using AI as well.
I have felt very demotivated and I saw that many artist felt the same "why are we drawing if AI can come up with pretty stuff, and even copying us in 2 minutes?" Then I received a comment that changed this. Someone said "but Bianca, that's when we need human artist like you the most."
Now I look at my drawings and then I see mistakes, weird anatomy, light or shadow, but I can confidently say: AI could never!
I have been drawing and creating a lot since then.
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do u know what pisses me off? a lot of things where do i start
hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)
Bonus: you don’t have to cover a lot of ground. I can turn a three kilometre walk into a three hour adventure. Five if there is a small rocky stream or a few ponds.
everyone wants to hear my extensive compare and contrast of the Odyssey with Finding Nemo until they hear my hot take (Marlin is Telemachus and Nemo is Odysseus)
so let's get past the obvious hang-up here. at surface level, it's Marlin who is the Odysseus of the story. he's the one who travels across the ocean, meets dozens of different creatures who either help or hinder him, and ultimately accomplishes his goal and restores order to his home. Marlin is the father, Nemo is the son; Odysseus is the father, Telemachus is the son. yeah yeah the Marlin-Odysseus parallel; we've all heard of it.
but I'm positing that it's actually Nemo who is Odysseus. I think there's a lot more to the characteristics of Odysseus and Telemachus than just "father on an epic adventure to reunite with son." this isn't a perfect analogy because Finding Nemo is not an official retelling of the Odyssey, but I think there's certainly enough similarities to make an argument. like Odysseus, Nemo is trying to return home and conquering his own hubris. like Telemachus, Marlin is searching for a loved one and conquering his own fears. Marlin's journey is driven by Nemo's absence and a call to action, while Nemo's struggle is caused by the consequences of his own actions. their journeys work in perfect tandem yet remain distinct.
let's start with the type of journey each character has. in the Odyssey, Telemachus undergoes a paideia (παιδεία), which is essentially a rite of passage journey in which a character is shaped (physically, mentally, ethically, etc.) into a well-rounded, responsible citizen. while Marlin certainly shares Odysseus' exhausting, episodic journey, his actual character arc takes him through paideia. at the beginning of Finding Nemo, it is Marlin, not Nemo, who is afraid of what lies beyond his control, uncertain in his own power of navigate his path and lead others. like Telemachus, Marlin goes through a process of journeying and searching for his lost loved one, and he emerges a confident, well-rounded leader who has set aside immaturity and taken his rightful place in the hierarchy of his society.
now let's look at Odysseus. his journey in the Odyssey is one of nostos (νόστος), which usually refers to an extensive maritime journey to return home, marked by trials and culminating in a homecoming. this is EXACTLY the journey Nemo goes through — even though he's stuck in one place, he goes through all manner of hijinks to escape the fishtank and get back home to his dad. Marlin's journey isn't one of homecoming, but Nemo's very much is. Nostos is also a reclamation of honor for the hero, and Nemo certainly redeems himself from the hubris that landed him in trouble. in the Odyssey, Odysseus' brags that he is greater than the gods' pride and hubris is what causes him to be cursed and barred from home. Nemo gets captured because he disobeys his dad and is too confident in swimming out to sea. he redeems his status as beloved son, proves his honor as a returning hero, and returns home worthy of the great tales everyone is telling about him (Marlin does this too btw, just like Telemachus).
consider some of the supporting characters. Dory serves as a companion to Marlin, one who accompanies him in his quest and eventually serves as an agent who reunites him with Nemo. in this way, Dory is the Eumaeus of Finding Nemo: someone who primarily is connected with Marlin (Telemachus) but is instrumental in the reunion between father and son. she also participates in the big fish-escape scene at the end, just as Eumaeus participates in the slaughter of the suitors. Dory's lack of memory in general is also a very cool parallel for the way Telemachus cannot remember Odysseus but goes searching for him anyway. she and Marlin combined form a complete Telemachus.
I don't think it's too much of a stretch to identify the Athena of the story as Nigel the pelican. he's the one link between Marlin and Nemo, and he (unlike the fish and sea creatures) can travel much faster and over farther distances than the fish can. he's got nearly godlike powers compared to them. Nigel is the one who gives Nemo advice, orchestrates the reunion between Nemo and Marlin, etc. however, Nigel actually physically moves Marlin from the ocean to the dentist's office, which is borderline supernatural intervention to a clownfish.
so let's compare that with Athena's role in the Odyssey. she's a goddess, and Odysseus is her favorite mortal. she advises him, orchestrates events in his favor (his adventure with the Phaeacians, for example), but she never physically manipulates him across time and space. who does she physically travel with, though? Telemachus! Athena is in disguise, but she brings literal supernatural intervention to get Telemachus to Sparta and Pylos. in summary, Athena (Nigel) is accompanying / traveling with / transporting Telemachus (Marlin) while she just advises and checks in with Odysseus (Nemo).
there are plenty of other character parallels too. if there's a Poseidon of the story, it's the dentist (P. Sherman), who is the cause of Nemo's (Odysseus') inability to return home. the Tank Gang (Gill, Bloat, Bubbles, etc.) function like Odysseus' crew — they accompany him for the majority of his attempts to return home, but they don't make it to the final stretch with him. all the creatures that Marlin encounters (the sharks, the moonfish, the sea turtles, etc.) serve in much the same function that characters like Nestor, Menelaus, and Helen do for Telemachus as they give him information and aid him in his journey to maturity.
the parallels are just too obvious to ignore. in the beginning, Marlin is secretly ridiculed by the other fish fathers in his home-reef; Telemachus is a stranger in his own home once the suitors arrive. Marlin refuses to give up on finding Nemo even when all hope seems lost; Telemachus searches for Odysseus even when everyone tells him that his father is long dead. Marlin grows in confidence and reputation like Telemachus; Nemo grows in humility and honor like Odysseus. the big fish-escape sequence at the end (which is the only thing I can compare to the defeat of the suitors in the Odyssey) represents Nemo taking charge as a leader and Marlin following his lead. the ending (where Marlin and Nemo return to the reef) is synonymous with the reestablishment of order upon Odysseus' re-institution as king of Ithaca. even Nemo's name literally means nobody.
so yeah Marlin may have the traditional adventures we associate with Odysseus, but I think Finding Nemo is far more interesting as an Odyssey retelling when you look at it through some seriously inverted roles. again, Finding Nemo isn't technically a retelling of the Odyssey, but the whole dual-journey-narrative-between-father-and-son is pretty gosh darn similar. I welcome all comments, questions, and attacks that this analysis brings
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This is perhaps my new favorite video
I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck
“Your pets only love you because you feed them”
Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it