Go on, fall off a mule

"UHHHH??? CARREFOUR IS CLOSED???" TWO IDIOTS TRY GROCERY SHOPPING DURING ASSUMPTION

irredentism but only for the artois to belgium

i've been going through a number of facebook ecosystems for undisclosed reasons lately and many people seem to not realize that things which are threatening and potentially scary when you do them in real life (eg yelling, making demands, giving ultimatums) often come accross as really funny instead when translated into text messages lol. like what are you gonna do big boy

metro valencia only "metro" i've ever taken where i needed to LOOK UP the train timetable to see when i should show up because the frequency is so shit... worse than some regionals

I want soo badly to read more stuff about kcd and check the tags and everything but I also want to keep going in blind... I'm in early game... and I can't play at all right now... guess I'll just keep rotating Semine and Apollonia in my head

spanish twitter agrees that spain's currently being crazy attention whorish... what with the world cup, ceuta and eclipse

just saw a TWO bedroom apartment with NO ELEVATOR in the PERIPHERY OF TERUEL go for 130k european euros... genuinely what are people supposed to do

today on twitter i've seen olivares being referred to as "CD de Olivares" and "G. Guzmán" and for some reason these are incredibly funny to me