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Sometimes I think "maybe I'll try to have some casual sex" and then I remember that every time I try to do that The Curse activates and some insane bullshit happens.

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The last time (two years ago) I think I earnestly tried to be like "okay I'm just gonna meet up with this trans girl, hang out for a little bit and then do stuff to her ass for a while. Simple as. " She showed up in a kei truck covered in about 100 Catholic radio stickers wearing a shirt that said "I AM A MAN", tried to psychoanalyze what "turned me" trans, told me she lives in a tent on the compound of some kind of HEMA sex cult. She kept asking me "what do you think of ____" and I'd be like "what does that mean?" And she'd explain that they were 4chan slurs for different kinds of trans people. I kept walking around just baffled listening to her talk for like 3 hours but finally decided to leave after she started telling me about her self-proclaimed cryptofascist boyfriend and asked me to come back to her yurt to "play swords".

Sometimes I think "maybe I'll try to have some casual sex" and then I remember that every time I try to do that The Curse activates and some insane bullshit happens.

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I just ate way too big of a sandwich and a bunch of tater tots if you were wondering

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Orhoq after eating a seal

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Yall need to be more chill about my sled dogs

I can't ever think about stew without this song instantly popping into my head

#PE- PE- PE- PE- PERRAAAAAAS!!!

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It's funny that I haven't made a single friend at a show in Seattle, lol. Like I moved up here and was just like "oh cool my girlfriend will go to shows with me I don't need to talk to any of these people"

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KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

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Videos like these really make you realize just how recoilless recoilless rifles are

harsh-noise

This post is like Oppa Homeless Style for annoying trannies that treat sex like religion

It begins...

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Trying to convince my gf to buy a Geo Metro convertible

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raw as fuck my me rot in hell..

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