Woah :0

every ween album has one really good beautiful emotional song and then the next song is called Mr Cheese and sounds like if a fish learned to sing

the cigarette catgirl anime is going to be an incredible mentally ill transsexual lesbian ecosystem rebalance re: ratio of doggirls to catgirls

I'm starting to understand richii mahjong so basically I'm fucked forever

the thing is everyone wants both an emotional girlfriend and a sex girlfriend and when you're typecast as the emotional girlfriend you repeatedly get replaced when they find a sex girlfriend and have to suffer a few weeks of feeling like an unlovable piece of shit until they come crawling back to your dms like "so heyyy... she DIDN'T wanna talk about the character complexity of yugioh 5Ds can you believe it"

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

I feel like the op is just performing "gay is cool and true, pansexual is cringe and sjw" shit.

I can't go anywhere in this city without having an awkward as fuck transgender pinball encounter

If you are gonna see me in a window and then come inside to talk to me mid pinball game when I JUST got the damn extra ball and then follow me to a DIFFERENT bar you better have something better to say then asking me for cigarettes and calling me "love"

Straight up I would LOVE if a cute girl chatted me up while I'm out playing pinball. She can even be a lil shy and dorky with it! I would LIKE IT if she was a lil shy and dorky with it. But if one more girl fucking approaches me and gets my attention only to say absolutely nothing and hope I carry the encounter I'm gonna puke. I'm too fucking awkward for this shit it freaks me out my nerves can't fucking handle it!!!

I can't go anywhere in this city without having an awkward as fuck transgender pinball encounter

If you are gonna see me in a window and then come inside to talk to me mid pinball game when I JUST got the damn extra ball and then follow me to a DIFFERENT bar you better have something better to say then asking me for cigarettes and calling me "love"