Welcome to the Palaestra

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

Me as an art critic: this piece really explores the… Misogyny of the artist 🤔

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

Anyone debating the ethics of circumcision on this post owes me $50

I showed this and the Po-ta-toes one to my kids and they loved them and also I feel old

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

hey this is apparently helping a lot of people! adding that on top of this you can also go to settings > personalization > colors and turn off transparency to also boost performance. this wasn't the Big Fix for me but might as well do that too if you're trying to optimize.

we fucking found them?