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I Regret To Inform You That The Eloquent Female Pervert Has Struck Again

The rise of AI slop & the endless waves of books that feel written to spec by people who are terrified of their own audiences has given me a new appreciation for Anne Rice. It's not even that she didn't give a fuck; she cared passionately and was famously, publicly hurt by the reception of at least one of her novels, but she never let that distract her from her mission of writing whatever the fuck she wanted. No one could write Anne Rice's books except Anne Rice. They are singularly, entirely hers and while I won't pretend she was a perfect person or it's wrong for readers to be offended or uninterested in spending their one and only life on earth reading something that offends them, I also think her work is valuable and humane and also often hilarious and it's not a crime to have a muse you adore.

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

you can really tell when a guy character has become a tumblr popularboy because everything about him that can be wrung dry for overwrought angst is wrung dry for overwrought angst to the point of making him sound like a dog that's going to die at the end of a children's movie

Replying to work emails with an ishowspeed gif

ok yeah the weed gummy lady was the one i was thinking of. one of her vids with some strange grav bong contraption went around because someone was like "what's the weed equivalent of a gooner and don't say stoner because this is something else" & i saw her yesterday because she was snorting dabs and people were having a similar reaction

And they say white people can't cook.