hey so you may be interested to know that keiran culkin once visited the graham norton show and his obligatory funny anecdote was about the time he auditioned for a part in eric bogosian's play 'suburbia'. eric asked him to mime a blowjob (uhh i've never watched it but i assume that was part of the scene) and after being given the part, told kieran what clinched it was that he'd been the only actor to mime "cupping the balls"

i don't know how familiar you are with this cast but i would be remiss if i didn't provide you with a taste of how much assad can not only match eric's freak, but even stun him into silence through his sheer freakiness. though i'll start with one of eric's many armand-related instagram likes:

ohhh ok. they're BOTH freaks

ha! i knew what it would be before i even clicked and i was not disappointed

pioneering a new term that’s like the kubrick stare but it’s the Bisexual Terminator Stare