IS IT TOO LATE TO BE GOOD?

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

we are the daughters of the accusers who were very successful at burning witches

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

Right now benrey is at a college bar pretending to be underage to feel better about himself

He's got his head on the bar half-faking a giggle going "you're soooo funny" to the first dude with glasses he saw

Got one button undone but he keeps holding it together because he's shy about his collarbones and he's telling random guys "I'm like this because I'm a virgin" trying to seduce a hard seltzer out of them

Tommy drops his briefcase and all his papers fly out but when you go to help him gather them you take a closer look and they're all just Elsa coloring book and workbook pages for second grade math