Often a thing must be loved before it is lovable

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

elizabeth gaskell has written what i think is the best representation of british culture: the bus driver thought i wanted to get on so they pulled over JUST FOR ME and i can’t possibly explain that it was a mistake so you know what? i’ll just get on this bus that’s leaving this city entirely and heading for the countryside, where i had zero intention of going today, for the sole purpose of avoiding confrontation

how it feels to talk about anything at all

Some time ago, I dreamt that an Italian man turned into a cat had to prove he wasn’t a regular cat by cooking a pot of tomato sauce in front of baffled residents of the house. He struggled, due to cats not having opposable thumbs, and the verdict was that the sauce sucked but it was indeed weird a cat cooked anything at all

on the other hand, this man basically joined the army at thirteen because he was so tall, became a full soldier at sixteen, developed a chronic illness (sore on leg), joined a hospital for chronic illness, got thrown out of said hospital for being 'quarrelsome,' promptly became an aggressive fighter and a compulsive gambler, gambled so much he lost everything including the shirt on his back, got stuck in a friary, got badgered by the friars into being better than having the living habits of a feral badger, decided they were right, and then so wholeheartedly and ferociously devoted himself to the sick that he singlehandedly reduced rates of people being buried alive and is the reason that the red cross is the currently international symbol of healthcare