sunshine and a little pink

The existence of the project Hail Mary hats in the movie is really funny to me. Like who was the person who said all of the people working on our suicide mission while waiting to starve to death are unhappy. You know what will fix this? 👆 a nice hat. Was Stratt sitting in her office custom ordering all of the scientists merch

oh i saw a video of a brit (I think) being told he had to get out of the pool because there was lightning nearby and it reminded me of growing up in New Orleans and getting out of the pool when there was lightning (often just heat lightning which you could kind of ignore also) but like... going to play on the nearby metal merry go round instead

What erroneous belief from ages 5-6 still haunts you I'll go first: I used to whole-heartedly believe that soap spigots on sinks held extremely hot water and that I'd burn my hands if I used them. To this day I still have a frisson of fear when I get soap from one

One of my older cousins once told me that the end of a banana was poisonous and I would scrupulously throw away the bottom half inch every time 😭😭

my parents told me that if you put anything into the dishwasher that says 'NOT DISHWASHER SAFE', like those water bottles or whatever, the dishwasher would explode.... smhhhh

I was really sure up until middle school that a virgin was just a single lady

i don't wanna go to the store but i do want pineapple

I got pineapple 🍍

Problematic age gap: male mosquitoes (lifespan of 7 days) and female mosquitoes (lifespan of 30 days)