yeehaw

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

1997 honda cervix

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

well i'll just go ahead and get it out of the way : good morning. i know that's what you sick tuesday freaks want to hear..........

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