the stew goblin

Crockpot maxxing! (I am hopelessly broke after spending my life savings on 170 crockpots for stew)

But you are rich in stew, and also crockpots.

In terms of coin I have no coin (except for the billions and jillions of pots of solid gold stew that I have)

Girl whatever *starts making a big pot of stew*

@the-stew-goblin

10/10 stew. No notes. You will now ascend

Guys...guys, what's a cool gender-neutral name that I could go by...

Stew!!!! Stew is perfect for every situation

Draining the oil from cars in the Wendy's parking lot to put into an oil stew

Full of minerals! And with a glistening pearlescent shine that just CAPTURES your eyes and keeps you coming back for more!

Do you want a job in stew marketing? I will pay you five stews of your choice every day

I am afraid I cannot consume that much stew, for I am only one boy... If only.

I can try out experimental drug stew on you to grow a few extra stomachs!

Draining the oil from cars in the Wendy's parking lot to put into an oil stew

heeheehoo

Draining the oil from cars in the Wendy's parking lot to put into an oil stew

Full of minerals! And with a glistening pearlescent shine that just CAPTURES your eyes and keeps you coming back for more!

Do you want a job in stew marketing? I will pay you five stews of your choice every day