the stew goblin

On the bright side you should get another one of those for about 30 years

Yay!

Goblin!

Fuck my coworker is hot and sweet fuck I’m gay

Perhaps trap her inside of a large cast iron cauldron and perhaps add water and potatoes and carrots and other such things and turn her into a stew

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

and my bow

And my axe

And my daggers

And my rapier and matchsticks.

And my kitchen knife

and my hands

And my aro beam

And my Horrors

And at least one weapon

And my cross

and my rifle.

And my SCPs

and my scythe

and my cane

AND MY GOATS

And my spear

and my sapphic pages

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

And my 12 gauge

and my gasoline fires

And my bite

And my paper cuts

And my soup

and my artillery gun

And my spatula

And MY spatula

and my

and my screws

and my uterus

and my medieval vase

and your mum

and my fires of hell

And autism.

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

And my fists

And my kettlebells!

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

And my steel chair

and my netherite sword

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

and my SHOTGUN!

And my trans beam Gaster Blaster

And my fangs

And my teeth

And my stew

i do find the omegaverse kind of fascinating conceptually. adding an aditional trinary on to our already complex sex and gender dynamics could do so much to your worldbuilding if you lean into it and explore the evolutionary and societal implications of it all. unfortunately telling people "im interested in the sex universe for the worldbuilding potential" is not very convincing no matter how you phrase it.

If the omegaverse was real there would be more people for my stews so I want it to be real. Thankfully, research on male pregnancy stew has gone splendidly and shall be concluded with six months

In general. It shall be possible soon I pinkie promise

Have you heard of something called genetics?

I think it's a stew

I don't think it's a stew... I mean unless you've got some kind of genetic engineering stew, in which case wait that actually sounds kind of awesome post canceled

I have stews that make people into monsters and homunculi and that make them grow sheep inside of them :D

How sheeplike are these monsters and homunculi

Like 87%

Have you heard of something called genetics?

I think it's a stew

I don't think it's a stew... I mean unless you've got some kind of genetic engineering stew, in which case wait that actually sounds kind of awesome post canceled

I have stews that make people into monsters and homunculi and that make them grow sheep inside of them :D

Have you heard of something called genetics?

I think it's a stew

Where does dismemberment of innocent civilians exist on that line? Asking for a friend

i do find the omegaverse kind of fascinating conceptually. adding an aditional trinary on to our already complex sex and gender dynamics could do so much to your worldbuilding if you lean into it and explore the evolutionary and societal implications of it all. unfortunately telling people "im interested in the sex universe for the worldbuilding potential" is not very convincing no matter how you phrase it.

If the omegaverse was real there would be more people for my stews so I want it to be real. Thankfully, research on male pregnancy stew has gone splendidly and shall be concluded with six months

I'll be honest stew goblin. I always pictured you running around with a giant ladle for a weapon.

I have dozens of ladles. One is made of cast iron with spikes all over it so that it doubles as a tenderizer

Yes! I added 500 bajillion pounds of sugar and now it just tastes like sugar stew. Which is a drastic change for the better

That's the spirit!