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@the-stew-goblin
Stew

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Every thirty years or so an adventurer will show up at my doorstep saying something about how I killed his father and must now die.
They always get put into a stew with little trouble, but somehow all look similar. Odd
Have you heard of something called genetics?
I think it's a stew
I don't think it's a stew... I mean unless you've got some kind of genetic engineering stew, in which case wait that actually sounds kind of awesome post canceled
I have stews that make people into monsters and homunculi and that make them grow sheep inside of them :D
How sheeplike are these monsters and homunculi
Like 87%
Every thirty years or so an adventurer will show up at my doorstep saying something about how I killed his father and must now die.
They always get put into a stew with little trouble, but somehow all look similar. Odd
Have you heard of something called genetics?
I think it's a stew
I don't think it's a stew... I mean unless you've got some kind of genetic engineering stew, in which case wait that actually sounds kind of awesome post canceled
I have stews that make people into monsters and homunculi and that make them grow sheep inside of them :D
Every thirty years or so an adventurer will show up at my doorstep saying something about how I killed his father and must now die.
They always get put into a stew with little trouble, but somehow all look similar. Odd
Have you heard of something called genetics?
I think it's a stew
Are we allowed crimes if they're objectively funny
@jamiesguidetothemultiverse
NO
Where does dismemberment of innocent civilians exist on that line? Asking for a friend

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i do find the omegaverse kind of fascinating conceptually. adding an aditional trinary on to our already complex sex and gender dynamics could do so much to your worldbuilding if you lean into it and explore the evolutionary and societal implications of it all. unfortunately telling people "im interested in the sex universe for the worldbuilding potential" is not very convincing no matter how you phrase it.
If the omegaverse was real there would be more people for my stews so I want it to be real. Thankfully, research on male pregnancy stew has gone splendidly and shall be concluded with six months
When I kill people for my stews, I like to cycle between weapons to keep it fresh and exciting.
Hatchets, sledgehammers, kitchen knifes, my little goblin claws, my kagune, a pizza knife, all sorts of fun objects!!
I'll be honest stew goblin. I always pictured you running around with a giant ladle for a weapon.
I have dozens of ladles. One is made of cast iron with spikes all over it so that it doubles as a tenderizer
This is why @the-stew-goblin and I are friends. I gifted him a Kalashnikov upon meeting them. Such interesting stews.
Speaking of which, did you ever find a way to make frozen dead Nazi stew not quite so bitter?
Yes! I added 500 bajillion pounds of sugar and now it just tastes like sugar stew. Which is a drastic change for the better
*puts you in my stew*
*dives into the stew from the highest diving board possible, holding as many stew ingredients as is possible*
That's the spirit!
Every thirty years or so an adventurer will show up at my doorstep saying something about how I killed his father and must now die.
They always get put into a stew with little trouble, but somehow all look similar. Odd
why are you driving a taxi?
Need it for the stew. Next question

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Have you ever gotten assistance from the Prince of All Cosmos in getting stew ingredients? That guy is wicked good at gathering large quantities of stuff.
I think I put him in a stew last week.... He was a little guy with a ball and the ball is also in my stew now... Is he important?
Stew of the day! Gemstone stew! I found some in a chest in a dungeon, and took them for my stews!!!
When I kill people for my stews, I like to cycle between weapons to keep it fresh and exciting.
Hatchets, sledgehammers, kitchen knifes, my little goblin claws, my kagune, a pizza knife, all sorts of fun objects!!
I'll be honest stew goblin. I always pictured you running around with a giant ladle for a weapon.
I have dozens of ladles. One is made of cast iron with spikes all over it so that it doubles as a tenderizer
When I kill people for my stews, I like to cycle between weapons to keep it fresh and exciting.
Hatchets, sledgehammers, kitchen knifes, my little goblin claws, my kagune, a pizza knife, all sorts of fun objects!!
That sounds fun, can we go hunting together sometime?
Of course we can!!
Thinking about capturing a bunch of people and putting them in a realm where various terrifying monsters will occasionally hunt them and put them on meat hooks. They must fix generators without any prior experience, and will each get three abilities they can teach to others.
The end goal is to harvest their fear and despair for my fear and despair stews.
Lmk if anyone wants to be taken into this realm to aid me in my stew making, or if anyone wants to be one of the monsters to aid me in the ingredient gathering
I'm real good at invoking fear and/or despair. Put me in coach I got minotaur dreams
Yippee!
Would you like a full breakdown of what abilities you would get? (Minotaur related)
No I wanna learn on the job. I'm only gonna get the genuine "Oh fuck it's learning & getting smarter" scare once and I'd like to use it well
Thanks for the offer tho π
Yay! That sounds super duper scary and fun!

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Thinking about capturing a bunch of people and putting them in a realm where various terrifying monsters will occasionally hunt them and put them on meat hooks. They must fix generators without any prior experience, and will each get three abilities they can teach to others.
The end goal is to harvest their fear and despair for my fear and despair stews.
Lmk if anyone wants to be taken into this realm to aid me in my stew making, or if anyone wants to be one of the monsters to aid me in the ingredient gathering
I'm real good at invoking fear and/or despair. Put me in coach I got minotaur dreams
Yippee!
Would you like a full breakdown of what abilities you would get? (Minotaur related)
No I wanna learn on the job. I'm only gonna get the genuine "Oh fuck it's learning & getting smarter" scare once and I'd like to use it well
Thanks for the offer tho π
Yay! That sounds super duper scary and fun!
Weekday Stew. All the weekdays go into the stew. Then we mix them around a lot. Friday could come up at any point, no one knows.
*Kobold quietly picks all the Thursdays out of their stew bowl and puts them into the cauldron for someone else*
Ok! π²