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I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

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I feel like simply calling JK Rowling a transphobe isn't strong enough anymore. Like. This is not your grandpa calling you by your deadname at a restaurant kind of transphobic. This is her wanting to eradicate all trans people (with an extra special hatred towards trans women specifically). This is her trying just that by personally funding transphobic hate groups with millions to push around laws in the UK. It is not hyperbolic to call her a dangerous, genocidal maniac.
It's not about cancelling a problematic writer. It's about literally trying to save lives by denying her as much money and power as possible.
A lot of cis people are treating her like an actress who pushes diet culture or a singer who is too sex forward for their tastes. Like she's an inconvenience to their moral comfort instead of the existential threat she is.
She is not that.
She is Elon Musk. She is Trump. She is a powerful monster with the money to end lives.
Giving her money and creating a demand for her books by engaging in fandom should be seen the same way owning a cybertruck is seen. Harry Potter gear is in the same category as MAGA gear.
I need to see the same disgust and outright hatred of her that I see about all the evil men in her category. I don't know if people see her as less dangerous because she's a woman or if people are worried that hating on a woman will get their feminist card revoked, but she needs to be taken more seriously by a lot of people. She's a big name heavy hitter with more money than anyone should be allowed to have.
This isn't a scandal, it's a genocide.
all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own
"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................
vaguely working on a vampire comedy about a group of vampires dealing with the death of their sire, not because they're mourning him, but because they're rapidly realizing that a lot of the Vampire Rules were him just straight up fucking with them
what do you MEAN we can go out in the daytime, he just didn't want his neighbors to notice that he had half a dozen twinks in matching outfits hidden in his basement???
YES it’s about the stark absurdity of looking back on an abusive situation you thought was normal YES it features a scene where a bunch of vampires in anachronistic formal wear try a ton of off-brand sodas from the dollar store to see which ones make them puke
Original rule: vampires cannot eat and must consume the blood of the living
Proposed theory: vampires cannot eat solid food but otherwise go wild
Results: Carbonation Bad. Pudding counts as a liquid. Vampires can be deeply, horrifically lactose intolerant.
I can’t find the longer version of this right now, but I’m vaguely considering making a blog for this and just… posting stupid “episodes” of their adventures
I found the longer version but I’m doing an updated version of the cast to clean up some overlapping roles anyways! So here’s Vampire Squad 2.0:
Orville Madison: a draft dodger from the WW2, Orville has been a vampire for longest and was their sire’s “favorite”. a wildly neurotic people-pleaser who didn’t have much of a spine to start with, his years as a vampire have ground him down into a mess of coping mechanisms so unhealthy you’d think he was doing a bit if it ever stopped.
Jonathan “Bucky” Buckner: plucked out of the punk scene in the 70s, Bucky is the problem child and the “only bastard in this house with any self-respect”, in his own words. he’s made twice the escape attempts of his “brothers” combined, and absolutely loathes Orville, the little bootlicker.
Michael Lyons: a closeted gay man who was turned in the 90s, he’s spent 30 years with his brain as shut off as possible. Mikey is not here right now, please leave a message. his little sister Dorothy became an anti-government conspiracy theorist after his disappearance, and never stopped looking for him.
Clover Kirby: turned like two weeks ago, killed their sire with a knife disguised as a ballpoint pen immediately afterwards. she’s a trans woman who works nights and, you know, that wasn’t really the type of predator she was expecting on her walk home, but she made it work. Bucky’s favorite person immediately.

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Shoutout to my phone for trying to autocorrect smug ass motherfucker to smog as mother Frankenstein. Beyond useless.
i love 2 read! i love 2 watch movies! i love 2 play video games! yay stories!
N95s help bigtime with particulate from smoke, but if you're in the thick of the wildfire, you need specialized P100 equipment. Specifically this:
These cartridges include bothe a P100-rated filter and carbon-based compounds that absorb the volitile gasses released when swaths of live forest (and the human-made stuff inside the woods like houses and cars) burn. The longer you have to be out or the closer you are, the more you need this specific protection.
She's wearing a half-mask respirator you can buy at any hardware store. Be sure you get the cartridges with the yellow stickers or the yellow and olive stickers for gas protection.

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some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.
Anyone can be discarded by society
People get made fun of for being scared of aging but it comes from the very real fear of being discarded by society that’s why i always say the goal is not to never become old or disabled the future comes for us all the goal is better social policy
AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."
WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!
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When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.
Seriously. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?
protip for everyone, but mostly boys in this case:
when you are on a date, and someone has an interest you don't quite get, instead of saying lol lame, try saying hmm i don't quite get that, please explain that to me, and then listen as the other person talks about why that thing is something they are in to.
you might learn something which recontextualizes the matter, and you will definitely learn something more about your date, which is the entire point of dating.
you don't have to be a superfan by the end, but you will have shown you can be chill and take an interest in stuff, which is much more likely to result in a second date instead of being ditched in a coffee line.
this also works outside of dating, btw.
STOP Governor Moore’s Proposed 2027 Budget Cuts to Maryland’s DDA
We oppose the proposed 2027 budget cuts to state funding for Marylanders with developmental disabilities. The Governor's budget, currently being reviewed by the state legislature, includes a 10% reduction ($150 million) to next year's funding for the state’s Developmental Disabilities Administration. Disability funding is comprised of state funds with an equal federal match, so this fiscal cut triggers a reduction in federal funding. A $150 million cut in disability funds results in a $300 million overall cut when federal match dollars are factored into the process. If the goal of the budget cut is to “contain costs” for our state, it makes no sense to forfeit the federal match. Maryland has made progress in recent years by increasing funding to address the needs of our loved ones with developmental disabilities. Over 19,000 individuals receive support services to live, work, and thrive in the community, but a long waiting list of individuals in serious need continues to be ignored. Giving up $150 million in federal funds, which would benefit our citizens with DD, is not the right choice for Maryland.
Step up, Maryland residents!