Insomaniac Kills Sleep

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

reblog to do this to the person you reblogged this from

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

is lich mcconnell dead yet im sick of refreshing the news tab

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

I need all the hyperlexic statistical outliers on tumblr to look up what’s meant by low literacy, it means like, can’t read the notice from the electric company that says they’re cutting you off. Can’t read your doctor’s instructions on how to treat yourself at home. It means “school system failed you so badly that it might kill you”, if you’re reading simple fiction for fun you are already so far out of the window of maximum concern

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

CUNO TAKES ESTROGEN NOW, PIG

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

Adding my somehow controversial take: This would also reduce the number of hot car deaths